Funniest Porn Logic
Wednesday, Aug 19, 2020, 9:42 am
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1.Cleaning is a bit different
In porn it looks as if the cleaners dress a bit differently compared to how they are in real life. If a cleaner did indeed turn up like this, then their business would be unable to cope with the demand.
2.Apparently sex is the cure
This woman is in luck because this doctor fully understands that sex is indeed going to be the perfect cure for being sick. porn really does seem to understand how to fix every illness in the world.
3.Mundane things lead to sex
How can porn justify some of the things that they use in order to end up getting to sex. It really does lead to them stretching the bounds of reality to the point of them breaking it.
4.This would not be allowed
If we were walking along and a random girl said this we would be looking for the hidden camera. Nobody would even take her up on the offer, but in porn the right person is always there at the right time.
5.Is that how you deal with it?
Now in the world of porn it does appear that any illness or poison can indeed be removed via the penis. This does mean that porn has a far better understanding of anatomy than doctors because how is that even possible?
6.A mix up
If we were told this news and then told it was a mistake there is no way we would then end up having sex with the doctor. Instead, we would be suing their ass!!
7.It would not happen like that for us
Yeah if we had that conversation in real life it would end up with the guy being thrown out followed by his clothes, but in porn things are a bit different. It really is so far removed from reality that it can be quite funny at times.
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8.But what about your back?
You seem to have managed to forget about your back here since sex has suddenly popped into your mind? Apparently this can cure almost anything according to porn.
9.Real life is not like that
Look at your wife or partner as she wakes up in the morning and you can guarantee that she does not look like that. Instead, the girls in porn will indeed wake up with perfect make up, so that is absolute proof that it is not real life.
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10.But it's an emergency
OK the first part here is that a plumber turns up straight away because we know that does not happen. Secondly, how would the plumber ever get anything done because in porn they turn up and just start having sex??
11.We wish a MILF would do this
This is the kind of thing where guys do wish that porn was for real because we would love to find the MILF that is exactly how they are in the movies. However, it is all in our fantasies and sadly that is where it has to belong.
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12.Subtle differences
You see there are just some rather subtle differences at times when you compare the real world to the one created by porn. The end result is the same, but it is just how you get there and who you are with that is different.
13.Cheeky
Now this is the pizza from a different angle in that the pizza boy can also make the advances and for some reason in porn it always works. If we tried that here the police would be called and we would lose our job for sexual harassment.
14.Do friends work like that?
You see this is a strange one because there are a lot of guys out there that probably have fancied a friend of their sister, but then they would never do anything about it. However, porn is different because in this world she comes onto you.
15.A car is forever breaking down
This is another example of the world of porn getting it completely wrong with how you pay for something. Does nobody ever carry money around with them for these kinds of situations? Why are their cars so badly made?
16.Training is hard
The thing you have to ask here is whether or not she warms you up first because you do not want to pull a muscle. OK that was probably the last thing on your mind there.
17.That developed quickly
This is one of the funniest things about porn in that mundane tasks can quickly develop into something else and it really does happen in the blink of an eye. How do they get from one thing to the other without anything in between?
18.You naughty boy
The first thing we have to pick up on here is that teachers just do not dress like that and the second thing is that detention never involves sex in the real world. However, porn has its own rules.
19.Does a step mom do that?
So is that how it works when your father gets married again? We have to cast some doubt on this because there is no way that it works like this in the real world, but then in porn anything really is possible.
20.The changing rooms
If we walked in on a woman changing she would scream at us to get the hell out and maybe even throw something. However, with porn that is not an issue because instead everything is discarded and it is the best case of walking in on someone you have ever seen.
21.What about detention?
When we were at school forgetting your homework would lead to some kind of punishment. However, we know that in porn it does not work out like that and instead you get sex with the teacher.
22.Paying in kind
Well apparently in porn people are ordering pizza when they know that they do not have the money to pay for it. If we did this in the real world we would not get any pizza, but in porn it ends up in sex, so the pizza boy is still very happy.
23.Everything leads to it
In porn the one thing that is a constant factor is that it does not matter what else is going on it will always lead to sex. This results in there being some rather strange situations, but we are all used to it by now.
24.Not a problem
Yep in porn it does not matter if you have indeed got the wrong address because you will still get something out of it on a more personal level. It gets to the point where you actually wish that they could just deliver it right for once.
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