Exactly The Kind Of Things You Do When You Are Drunk
2016-01-21
By:James Fraser
This happened while my friend was incredibly drunk. As we left the ballroom at a formal dance we were in, we went into an elevator with two cops in it. My friend proceeds to wave to them, turns around (now facing the elevator door) and proceeds to unzip his pants and pee on the elevator door. He was arrested and spent 17 hours in jail where he claimed to have met a pimp named "Vanillie V." He still has the pimp's number.
- Gregarious7
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