Things You Did Not Know About Women

Tuesday, Aug 18, 2020, 7:41 pm
By:Tony Williams

1.Thumbs Down on the Three Day Rule

When you take our number phone us back ASAP. Mature women don't have the energy not inclination to wait out the three day rule. We like that you are keen, but there is a fine line between that and seeming to be desperate.

Thumbs Down on the Three Day Rule-Things You Did Not Know About Women


We want to know that you look as good in a tux as you do in outdoor clothes. We absolutely love to see you all dressed up and looking suave and sophisticated, so go ahead and do it.

Tuxalicious!-Things You Did Not Know About Women

3.Dirty Girls

We love you to talk dirty in bed. The only thing that we ask for is that you are at least creative as we are fed up answering you about who our daddy is. Originality will get you extra bonus points.

Dirty Girls-Things You Did Not Know About Women

4.Just Do it Dammit!

Quit asking us if we want dessert. We always want dessert just order it for us rather than constantly going through this game of cat and mouse you cruel, cruel man!

Just Do it Dammit!-Things You Did Not Know About Women

5.Sensual Dancing

We can tell how good or bad you are in bed, by the way you dance. Or don't dance even! If you are not a Maori and you dance like this, then perhaps just give up.

Sensual Dancing-Things You Did Not Know About Women

6.Making a Boob Out of Things

Just because you play with our boobs doesn't mean its turning us on. Our whole body is an erogenous zone and your homing in on the boob sometimes makes us want to slap you instead.

Making a Boob Out of Things-Things You Did Not Know About Women

7.Nails Signal The End

All women notice your hands. They notice what they look like, how clean they are and if your nails are cut. If your nails are longer than ours take a hike as we just absolutely hate that on a guy unless he is a drag queen.

Nails Signal The End-Things You Did Not Know About Women


We also hate scheduled sex and prefer it to be when we are just simply 'horny'! Do both yourself and us a favor and be a bit more spontaneous when it comes to the more intimate moments.

Boring!-Things You Did Not Know About Women

9.Ball Bags and Anger Issues

A lot of anger centers around Brazilian waxes and landing strips. We spend hours in pain being waxed or even huge amounts of time shaping our pubes and other hair areas. At least shave your ball bag and trim your nose hairs.

Ball Bags and Anger Issues-Things You Did Not Know About Women
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Loads of women love porn. They particularly enjoy lesbian porn as they feel it is more sensual and about the woman whereas the other stuff is more male orientated.

porn Lovers-Things You Did Not Know About Women

11.Threesome Politics

We don't like it when you turn down a threesome because you 'love us too much'. We'd rather you turn it down because we are so much hotter than her that you couldn't be bothered!

Threesome Politics-Things You Did Not Know About Women

12.No Matter Who You Are!

Maybe you don't know this but we are always flattered when you hit on us. Even if we turn you down. It just gives our self-esteem a bit of a boost as we are often quite hard on ourselves.

No Matter Who You Are!-Things You Did Not Know About Women

13.Punch Bag

Given half the chance women would rather do boxing than yoga! Plus, most women hate pilates! We would love to take all of our frustration out like that.

Punch Bag-Things You Did Not Know About Women



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