12 Sick But Funny Dead Baby Jokes

Friday, Aug 14, 2020, 9:00 am
By:James Fraser


Have you ever heard of dead baby jokes? The jokes are an integral part of dark comedy, and they were created in the United States during the 1960s. These jokes aren't for everyone. If you are squeamish, you are going to despise these dark jokes! All these jokes center around the death of babies. As said earlier, these dead baby jokes sound very, very, inappropriate and offending, so do check them only if you don't mind reading sick humor. If you do love reading such jokes, here are the 12 dead baby jokes exclusively for you! 
4.How Many Babies?

"How many babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil? It depends on how hard you squeeze them!"
This joke is funny, and it sounds a lot better than the other ones you have read so far. There's an element of gore to it, but this joke conveys a hilarious statement that baby oil is made with babies! 


How Many Babies?-12 Sick But Funny Dead Baby Jokes

5.Just How?

"How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off its head!"
Now this absurd and vile joke isn't really a genuine dead baby joke. There are many variants of this joke such as when it's used on black people, Mexicans, Jews, etc. This joke is customizable, so if you hate someone badly, just replace "dead baby" in the joke with their name! It's a hate joke, and it seems someone who hated babies wrote it. 


Just How?-12 Sick But Funny Dead Baby Jokes

6.Oh Man, This Joke Is Horrible

"What is black and sits in a corner? A baby with its finger in a power socket!"
It is every new parent's worst fear. Most developed countries have power sockets that are smaller than a baby's fingers. Now that means, it is virtually impossible for a baby to put its finger in a power socket and get electrocuted to death. Some products in the market claim they protect babies from hazardous power sockets, but experts warn people that such devices attract babies toward the power sources. 


Oh Man, This Joke Is Horrible-12 Sick But Funny Dead Baby Jokes

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