Sunday, Aug 30, 2020, 8:38 am

By:Tony Williams

#4 Cry Me A River Of Toilet Water

When a public toilet backs up, the last place you want to be is ... stuck in the sink. It doesn't appear that plunging it is working, as darker matter, and we all know what that is, is creeping up in the urinated water. The smell must be enough to make his eye tear. He should just make a run for it before it rises any higher.