15 Terrible Jokes That Are Actually Funny
Tuesday, Aug 18, 2020, 8:38 am
By:James Fraser
This topic is a collection 15 offbeat jokes that need you to dig deep to find the joke! They sound outright terrible, but boy, when you manage to fish the humor in them, you are going laugh very hard. Nerds or wordsmiths should get the jokes straightaway. To help the rest of the people, we have neatly explained the joke. Don't read the description above the pictures unless you think you can't crack open the joke on your own! Hey, reread every joke a couple of times, and we are sure you will get it. We are saying it again; these jokes are terrible, but they are hilarious as well.
1.Something That's Red and Bad For Your Teeth?
Isn't that funny? No? Read it again, and you may find it funny. As the title says, this is a collection of jokes which are actually terrible, but are funny if you can get the dark or anti humor behind them. Anti jokes, puns etc make your brain think for a while to understand them. Now, read this joke again, and we bet you may now find that funny.
2.Have Cold? Try This?
Have you got this joke yet? We hope you understood the joke by now. Let us explain this joke to all those who are still didn't get the joke. 'Degree's is a metric unit used to measure temperature, just like 'Fahrenheit'. In the joke, 90 degrees is referring to temperature, as well as 'angle' of walls.
3.This Forrest Gump Joke
Should we laugh at this joke or not? Um, we guess we can. Be assured you aren't going to hell for laughing at this! By the way, did you get the joke? If you have seen the movie, you should be chuckling already. If you haven't seen the movie, allow us to explain the joke. The password "1Forrest1" sounds similar to "run Forrest run", a famous catchphrase originated from the Forrest Gump movie. Jenny Curran, a childhood friend of Forrest Gump, yells, "Run Forrest, run…" when a bunch of bullies on their bicycles try to chase him.
4.Indeed a Big a Waist of Time
This joke is hilarious. We hope you really enjoy this nice pun. We hear lots of puns as jokes, quotes, catchphrases and stupid pickup lines. The humor in pun depends on how well the words, spelling, meaning etc are lined up to create humor. Good pun is its own reword!
5.This Funny Sea Otters Joke
Oh boy, aren't sea otters cute? Yes, they are; until you learn the fact that the cute little animals are huge jerks, and they rape and kill baby seals. They are very aggressive than what you may think about them. Did you know, you are more likely to be attacked by a sea otter than a shark? On the adorable side, two otters hold their hands while they sleep just to make sure they don't drift away. Coming back to the topic, this is yet another funny joke that makes you giggle. You are going to like it a lot if you love puns!
6.This Calendar Pun
They may have stolen a calendar hoping for some dates! This one too is a cool and humorous joke which is actually a pun. As you can read from the image, two guys got six months each because they stole a calendar. Isn't this a very good pun? We hope you like this joke.
7.Why Can't Bicycles Stand on Their Own?
Bicycles can't stand on their wheels, as they keep failing and falling without support. No matter how hard you try to make them independent, they still keep failing - it's an endless vicious cycle! Here you go; another pun for pun lovers.
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8.This Pterodactyl Joke
We pronounce "psychology" as "sychology", but "hiccough" as "hiccup". What happened to the letter P in the word psychology and how the heck the P sound managed to sneak in when we pronounce the word hiccough? Welcome to the English language, buddy! This pterodactyl joke is based on the weird English pronunciation rules. The letter P in pterodactyl is silent. We hope you got the joke now! Pterodactyl was one of the many types of dinosaurs. Again, why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because they are extinct! Why always use a pun? Try some deadpan, peeps.
9.What's Blue and Smells Like Red Paint?
Good, you straightway knew the answer without thinking much. Now, ask your friends same question and see how long they will think to give you the answer. We bet most of them give long 'um' before they can come to a conclusion. The question sounds simpler than what it actually is.
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10.Try Not to Laugh
We are just kidding! You are free to laugh. We told you, right? This list is all about terrible jokes. This is one of those anti jokes which are popular and a trend at this moment. What exactly is this anti joke thing? Anti jokes are a kind of jokes that end up with completely different climax than what an average reader expects. When you read this joke, your mind sets you up to expect a cool flamingo fact, not what you have read there.
11.Flag is a Big Plus
When humor, sarcasm and pun are brought together, we have jokes like these to read and laugh. This is a classic joke and it has been there from very long time. This joke is so popular that many celebrities keep sharing this to their followers.
12.How Long is a Chinese Name
How Long is a Chinese name. Think, think, and think... there's a big joke hidden in the picture! We guarantee a smile on your face when you get it. Have you got this joke yet? No? Okay, let us tell you. How Long is a Chinese name! We just said that the two letters 'How' and 'Long' sound like a Chinese name and surname. Now, read the whole sentence again!
13.Is the Bar Tender Here?
This is another funny joke that takes some time to understand. Termites are those bugs that usually eat wood. Termite was asking whether the wood in the bar is tender or not, as it is toothless. There is a bit of pun here, which is funny.
14.How Does a Train Eat?
Here you go, another handpicked terrible joke to make your day better. A joke is a joke, and we are socially bound to laugh at it. While some people don't laugh even after reading a hilarious joke, there are many people who find everything around them funny and can't stop themselves from laughing.
15.We Just Found the Root of All Evil
This joke isn't that terrible at all. Root of all evil is 25.8069758011. If you still didn't get this, square root of the number 666 is 25.8. Now that we have learned what the root of all evil is, we guess we can stay away from it. Um, stay away from what? Math? No way folks, we are just joking!
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