12 Hilarious Bear Puns That Will Make You Cry

Friday, Aug 21, 2020, 12:16 pm
By:James Fraser


Bear readers, oops… dear readers, the bear puns you are about to read are funny, and you are going to love them as much as Germans love their beer! Bears are a lot like humans! Do you know why? They are hairy, lazy, and they eat meat and veggies just like us. Furthermore, polar bears, black bears, grizzlies, and pandas are like white people, black people, brown people, and Asians of the forest! Wait, we almost forgot that we need to talk about bear puns, not bears! Thanks for bearing our boring bear lecture, and here are the 12 funny bear puns you are waiting to read! 
7.Life Is Hard!

"Life is hard, I bearly made it through the week." 
Life's not that hard for grizzlies. They lead quite a comfortable life in their habitats, often stealing people's picnic baskets! Life's fun for pandas; they are treated like celebrities. Things are tough for polar bears, and even harder for black bears. Poachers often target Asian black bears for their pelts, teeth, and paws. In fact, in countries like India, Pakistan, and Afghanistan, black bears are enslaved and forced to dance and do tricks to help their masters earn money. 


Life Is Hard!-12 Hilarious Bear Puns That Will Make You Cry

8.Impawsible!

"You expect me to bear this heat? Impawsible!" 
If you are from the United States or Russia, you are accustomed to seeing bears taking a dip in backyard pools. Bears hate heat and often cool them up by dipping in water bodies such as small ponds, swimming pools, etc. The good thing about bears, though, is they don't attack humans unless they are threatened. Bears don't kill us for food like some other wild animals as lions or tigers do. So don't get scared and start running if you see a bear. That just makes the situation worse. 


Impawsible!-12 Hilarious Bear Puns That Will Make You Cry


9.This Kungfu Panda!

"Stand back, or I will beat you with my bear hands!" 
More than the pun, that fighting pose of baby bear makes us laugh! It does look like it's fighting the other bear cub. This is the second bear hands pun we have read so far on the topic, but this one looks and sounds a lot better than the previous one. Hey, you remember that bench-building bear you saw a few minutes ago on this topic? We are talking about that. 


This Kungfu Panda!-12 Hilarious Bear Puns That Will Make You Cry

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