15 Funniest Drunk Texts That Will Make You Lol

Friday, Aug 28, 2020, 7:47 am
By:James Fraser


Drunk texts are those funny, weird, stupid, buggy and pointless text messages drunk people send to their partners, exes or friends. If you have an alcoholic friend, you might have received a few of them already! Texting is something a drunk person should never try to do. It is because juiceheads hardly have any kind of control on them. Their actions under the influence such as texting or personal messaging doesn't make any sense. 
Anyone can receive awkward text messages from a drunk guy or girl. You need not be their ex or boyfriend/girlfriend to receive them! Sometimes, parents get them too. Crushes aren't an exception either! 
As you know, a person temporarily loses common sense and ability to think wisely under the influence of alcohol. The result of the influence can be pretty dangerous or completely hilarious. In most cases, texting under the influence results in amusing conversations. Drunk texts are really funny, and this is the reason why they are famous on the internet. Many people like reading and sharing such funny texts. Do you want to read some as well? Check these fifteen funny drunk texts that make you LOL! 

4.This Drunkard Who Pees on a cat

We mean a cat! Yes, a cat! As you can see in the picture, this random drunk guy has posted a message in a group chat that he just pissed on a cat. Why does he have to piss on a cat? Oh my god, he will deeply regret posting this message when his body runs out of alcohol!


This Drunkard Who Pees on a cat-15 Funniest Drunk Texts That Will Make You Lol

5.This Ghetto Mom

Who calls her own daughter as 'young slut', unless she's highly drunk! Read the full text message of this mom. We bet you can't stop laughing! Her daughter, however, sounds like she's all tired of her mother's sh*t! 


This Ghetto Mom-15 Funniest Drunk Texts That Will Make You Lol

6.This Funny Drunk Son and His Angry Dad

This is another hilarious dad and drunk son conversation. You read it as many times as you want, and we bet, you will keep laughing again and again. "Right... Tying my shoes... it's Jason Bourne time..." is an epic! He's really funny.


This Funny Drunk Son and His Angry Dad-15 Funniest Drunk Texts That Will Make You Lol

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