15 Funniest Drunk Texts That Will Make You Lol
Friday, Aug 28, 2020, 7:47 am
By:James Fraser
Drunk texts are those funny, weird, stupid, buggy and pointless text messages drunk people send to their partners, exes or friends. If you have an alcoholic friend, you might have received a few of them already! Texting is something a drunk person should never try to do. It is because juiceheads hardly have any kind of control on them. Their actions under the influence such as texting or personal messaging doesn't make any sense.
Anyone can receive awkward text messages from a drunk guy or girl. You need not be their ex or boyfriend/girlfriend to receive them! Sometimes, parents get them too. Crushes aren't an exception either!
As you know, a person temporarily loses common sense and ability to think wisely under the influence of alcohol. The result of the influence can be pretty dangerous or completely hilarious. In most cases, texting under the influence results in amusing conversations. Drunk texts are really funny, and this is the reason why they are famous on the internet. Many people like reading and sharing such funny texts. Do you want to read some as well? Check these fifteen funny drunk texts that make you LOL!
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1.Hell Yeah, I'm Batman
Red Bull gives you wings, but Vodka makes you Batman! Check how this drunk dude is quietly pissing off his girlfriend with stupid messages! It was 3:38 AM, and this dude was still drunk from last night's dose of alcohol. He woke up his girl only to tell her he is Batman!
2.He's Sick
Texting while drunk is a tough job. It's hard to control those dancing alphabets on keypad. The mind thinks one, the fingers do the other, and the eyes see some other. Watch this poor drunk man who nearly invented a new language out of struggle to type 'I'm sick'.
3.That Was a Masterpiece
Alcohol, at times, introduces best of you to rest of the world. This drunk text is hilarious. Apparently, this drunk guy is asking his friend to do a favor. As you can see, this dude wants his friend to update his status to "Chillin With Jesus" when he dies.
4.This Drunkard Who Pees on a cat
We mean a cat! Yes, a cat! As you can see in the picture, this random drunk guy has posted a message in a group chat that he just pissed on a cat. Why does he have to piss on a cat? Oh my god, he will deeply regret posting this message when his body runs out of alcohol!
5.This Ghetto Mom
Who calls her own daughter as 'young slut', unless she's highly drunk! Read the full text message of this mom. We bet you can't stop laughing! Her daughter, however, sounds like she's all tired of her mother's sh*t!
6.This Funny Drunk Son and His Angry Dad
This is another hilarious dad and drunk son conversation. You read it as many times as you want, and we bet, you will keep laughing again and again. "Right... Tying my shoes... it's Jason Bourne time..." is an epic! He's really funny.
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7.A Baby and Half a Dozen of Babies
What kind of a measurement is that? We only hear about pints or shots, when it is alcohol, but what actually is a baby and half a dozen of a babies! This is one of the most hilarious drunk texts you will ever read. All his texts in the picture are cool and funny.
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8.He's Too Drunk to See People
It is a known fact that alcohol disturbs vision. It's amazing how people can perfectly see small letters on a smartphone, but not people standing in front of them! Check this dude who can't even see a person who's standing in front of him! This is totally funny!
9."I Want You" – A Popular Drunk Text
"I want you", "I love you", "I need you back" etc are some of the texts that are highly used by drunk people. Most of the times, they regret sending those texts. Check this dude who's texting under influence! Let's hope she isn't his ex girlfriend!
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10.This Drunk Son
Why only Narnia, you can even go to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry if you are drunk! People tend to type random yet very funny stuff when they are drunk. This conversation between a highly tolerant dad and his drunk son is funny and interesting.
11.This Dude Who Threw Away the Chance
There are some benefits with drinking too. When you are drunk, you can easily tell the things you wanted to tell to people that you can't tell when you are normal. Check this dude who managed to start a sex conversation and threw it in no time with his random texts! He's drunk after all, what more can we expect!
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12.Help Him Pee?
We decoded this text message and we couldn't really find why this guy wants his friend to save him. He keeps saying "save me". What caught our attention though is his text that reads "help me p". Does he mean "help me please?" or does he went his friend to help me him p (pee)?
13.Drink, Drunk, Drank
Let's not put blame on auto-correct this time! We clearly know who failed here. Never ever try to text when you are really, really, high! Don't try for it; it's not going to happen anyway! Check this girl who couldn't type single word properly ended up looking like dumbest drunk girl ever.
14.Drunk to You Later DTYL
This is another masterpiece where this drunk guy has invented some new words, phrases and even grammar rules! His texts are super funny! We tried, but we couldn't really find why exactly this guy wanted her to text him. At least she was sober.
15.Two Clueless Drunk People
When we can't handle one drunk person, we have two drunkards here, who are speaking in a language of their own! Check these two clueless drunk persons talking random stuff. Be there in a drunk? Car full of trannies? Oh my god, we aren't going to see stuff like this everyday!
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