One Slip Of The Tongue

The same joke also applies to straight men who go down on their girls! Straight girls, luckily, don't have to deal with this! The tip of a penis is far, far, away from the stinkhole! In contrast, the vagina and butthole are just separated by a thin layer of skin. Two golden rules to overcome the problem is, 1) don't attempt to go down on your girl when she has diarrhea. 2) deep-clean the area thoroughly just to make sure there won't be any sh*tty accidents! Should you need more info on that, do read our comprehensive article on backdoor sex!