Lesbian Vampires!

Much to Edward Cullen's relief (sorry Bella!), vampires don't lick the period blood. Our beloved Twilight author, Stephanie Meyer, once said in an interview that menstrual blood lacked the high potency that would keep a vampire alive. Do you think that was a valid elucidation? We don't think so! A vampire should see period discharge as well-aged wine - or Italian Sunday gravy. The best of all - the vampire can suck it right off a girl's fluffy, meaty, and luscious skin between her legs! Damn, these billionaire writers!