Favorite Festival Of Lesbians!

2017-07-13
By:James Fraser

"What's the favorite festival of lesbians? Thanksgiving - because lesbians love playing with turkey basters!"
We knew turkey basters are handy gadgets that help us do many kitchen things beyond basting meat but didn't realize they can be used as a dildo alternative! Girls, did you read this joke?! Hey, by the way, some time back, a woman named Joyce Bruce collected semen from her friend and impregnated herself by pumping sperm into her vagina with a turkey baster! The deal between the two was that Joyce would be the sole parent of the baby. She became pregnant, gave birth to a little boy, but failed to stop her friend and the baby's father, Robert Boardwine, from seeing her son. The court didn't agree to Joyce's claim that Robert had no parental rights over her child! 

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