Double Headed Dildo!

A lesbian couple I know can't afford to buy the double-headed dildo. They are really struggling to make their ends meet!  

Hey, "lesbi" honest! You didn't think you were going to read lesbian puns here, did you?! Now, let's talk about this "punny" joke. Poor lesbians should always remember this inspiring quote, "Anything's a dildo if you are brave enough!" Anyway, dildos aren't as pricey as those men's fleshlight toys. When there are no synthetic d*cks around, a finger still does the job for a girl! Guys? They just need to dip their tool in hot sauce to emulate penetration, which, we think, isn't a brilliant idea!