Tuesday, Aug 18, 2020, 10:02 pm

By:James Fraser

We are almost at that time of the year where we spend good time researching on a perfect Valentine's Day gift but we aren't going to show or tell you some great Valentine's Day gift ideas in this list, but rather show some insane and absurd Valentine's gifts you must avoid at any cost! This should give you a good idea on the horrible gifts available in the market, and why you shouldn't bring them for this Valentine's Day.

1.Terrible Gift Unless You are an Overly Attached Couple

Do you really know what kind of gifts people appreciate? They hope for a gift that can be used, something like an electronic gadget or a piece of jewelry. The gift you see in the picture only signifies 'obsession' towards each other, nothing else.

2.Cockroach Adoption

Usually around the Valentine's Day time, San Francisco Zoo would let couples adopt roaches and give them a name. The gift box, as you can see in the pictures, will not impress many people.

3.Cactus Love

We aren't sure whether or not the recipient of the gift was happy. Did this decorated cactus plant (or something) impress you?

4.The Horrible Valentine's Day Gift Ever

Some businesses should never take advantage of special occasions - like this funeral service asking people to buy a funeral service in advance as a gift!!!

5.His and Her Tongue Scrapers

Is this even a gift? Even the dentists will not appreciate if you give them one as a gift!

6.How About Crabs as Valentine's Day Gift?

Yes, crabs! They bite your butt no matter how much you love them. Never buy a pet as gift unless your partner really loves them.

7.Edible Meat Underwear

100% meat - 100% edible! There is a DIY tutorial on the internet if you want to make one meat underwear for yourself (search for 'edible meat underwear')! Never ever think of gifting it anyway. 

8.Butthole Shaped Chocolates

Oh man, these butthole shaped chocolates are a bad gift idea for any occasion, let alone Valentine's Day!

9.These Plush Toys

Mammary - ovary - prostate and testicle! These human reproductive organs inspired plush toys look cute, but not cute or attractive enough to qualify as Valentine's Day gifts!

10.Heart Shaped Beef Steak

Isn't this another terrible gift?

11.Hug E Gram - The Hug Simulator

Yes, this is a real product! Hug E Gram makes you feel like someone's hugging you when you put it around your body. 

12.Fake Dog Poo

It is just another weird gift you can find on sites like Etsy. It's artificially made fake poop. You can buy this to prank your friends, but don't consider this as a Valentines gift!

13.And This Valentine's Day Card

You are only going to make your partner cry if you are planning to give just the card and nothing else! By the way, this Nicholas Cage card looks hilarious!

14.Fundies - The Undies for Two

Looks (S)exciting, right? This is definitely a unique and interesting product, but a really bad choice for a Valentine's Day gift. 

15.This Candy Innerwear

Yes, it literally looks sweet! But as a gift? Nope. Gift her something pricey and pretty!

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