Sunday, Aug 23, 2020, 3:16 pm

By:Tony Williams

#5 Thong Damage

In 2008 a traffic cop named Macrida Patterson was trying on a thong from Victoria's Secret when a metal clip flew off the garment and hit her in the eye. Rather than taking my old gym coach's advice and simply walk it off, Patterson decided to sue Victoria's Secret for unspecified damages.