Hilarious Google Search Suggestions
Thursday, Aug 20, 2020, 9:32 am
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1.Where Can You Get ...
"Where can you get" seems like a pretty innocent question, but not when Google replies with "where can you get herpes" or Where can you get birth control." Sometimes that's really not what you were looking for, but you click on it anyway just to see what websites show up.
2.Why Can't I Have ...
This seems like something a child would ask. "Why can I have" is a question most kids ask their parents, but if you ask Google they might guess what it is that you're asking. Are you really wondering why you can't have a baby or a bowel movement? Or do you really want to know why you can't have you?
3.Can You Have ...
It seems people love to ask Google questions. Sometimes it's just fun to see what comes back, and often the most simplest questions provided the most laughs. Just type in "can you have" and you'll find things like "your period and still be pregnant, too much vitamin C, mono more than once, and a false positive pregnancy test," to name a few.
4.Piss ...
What do you expect when you type the word "piss" into Google search? Of course you are going to get hilarious results and that's probably just what this searcher wanted. The results, such as "pissed off captain" and "pissinator" are hilarious to say the least. We have to wonder exactly what this person was searching for.
5.Why Does Obama ...
"Why does Obama" is a question that everyone has on their minds lately. So what does Google shoot back? "Why does Obama not salute the flag, want to be president, use so many pens, want to close Guantanamo Bay," are all great results, however the craziest is "why does Obama call himself black."
6.How Come ...
"How come" is another question that Google loves. It will return a plethora of hilarious results that will probably deter you from what you real search actually was. When you see things like "how come you don't call me" and "how come I end up where I started," it would be too tempting not to click on it and see what websites actually come up in the search.
7.Why Does ...
"Why does" is an open question with many possible answers. Google shoots back some funny ones such as "my eye twitch, salt melt ice, asparagus make urine small, my dog eat poop" and a favorite, "why does poop float." Even funnier would be the websites that come up when you choose one of these results.
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8.I Accidentally ...
When you type in "I accidentally" into a Google search you are bound to get some hilarious results. I accidentally slept with my sister, I accidentally deleted my recycle bin are two of the funnier ones. Sometimes it seems people tempt Google to see what will come back, and they always get a surprise.
9.I'm 13 And ...
This is a loaded question that can lead to many odd search results. Typing in "I'm 13 and" can only lead to strange things like "I'm 13 and still breast fed," or "I'm 13 and pregnant." The fact that this person started their search with these words leads us to believe one of those search results is correct.
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10.Where Does
Where you type in "where does," you are bound to get a lot of funny responses, such as "where does Justin Bieber live, or many other popular singers or actors. It's such a wide open question that the list could be endless. It seems that the person who started this search has many choices to pick from.
11.How Come ...
In this case someone types, "how come," and gets many, many choices to choose from. Things as gross as "when I finger myself" to something as funny and random as "a cupcake is not a mineral." Sometimes when things as funny as this come up, people choose them instead of what they really wanted.
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12.Is It Gross ...
It's always funny to see what comes up when you begin typing in a Google search. In this case the term "is it gross" brought up many funny choices such as peeing in the shower, to like your cousin, to swallow, to shower every other day and when a girl burps probably not any of the choices the person typing it had in mind.
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