What Not To Buy On Christmas
Friday, Aug 28, 2020, 9:04 am
#6 Maggie Thatcher Nut Cracker
Oh my Maggie, who knew your legs were that strong. Seeing nuts crumbling from under Maggie Thatcher's skirt is enough to make any man keel over. Not a great gift idea, but maybe for a hilarious prank. Place the nut between her legs, squeeze, and voila, you've got yourself some nice de-shelled holiday nuts.