15 Guys Reveal Why They Turn Down Horny Girls
Monday, Aug 24, 2020, 7:04 am
By:James Fraser
Yeah man, you read the title right! It's about guys who declined a sex offer from horny girls. That sounds very unrealistic, but some star-crossed chaps caught themselves in tricky situations that eventually forced them to turn down the V! Are you not excited to read about their stories? Here you have 15 Redditors who recalled and shared how girls offered them sex and why they had to reject the offer! Go ahead and read them. These stories are funny, but some of them make you feel bad for those poor men!
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1.This Poor Lad
"I thought I had a small dick because I was 16 and thought a porn dick was average size. Didn't want her to tell people I had a small dick."
2.This Guy Who Blew A Threesome Opportunity!
"They rolled their window down and asked if I wanted to come to their place and have a threesome. They were both cute, but alarm bells went off in my head, so I declined."
3.Bros Before Hoes!
"She was my best friend's very recent ex.
I wanted to do it so badly as I'd had pretty strong feelings for her a long time, but I just knew I'd hate myself for it, so I turned her down."
4.When Lady Bits Smelled Horrible
"She took off her underwear, and the smell filled the room. Like sewage and cat food with a bit of dead fish.... I was so bummed."
5.Exactly, That Is How One Gets STDs!
"I was at a club with a co-ed bathroom. I'm waiting in line to wash my hands when some random girl tries to jump on me. I didn't know what she was trying to do at first. A few seconds later I realized that she was trying to have me pick her up. I laugh it off and tell her to put one leg up. She does, and I grab from underneath both her legs and pick her up and carry her around for a few seconds. She then pushed open one of the bathroom stalls and tried to get me to go into it with her. At this point, I realize that I met this girl less than 5 minutes ago and I don't even know her name. She's probably an 8/10. I don't have a condom, and I'm not really the type to have sex with a girl 5 minutes after meeting her. I think, "this is how you get an STD, " and I get back in line to wash my hands."
6.This Guy Who Politely Declined A Sex Offer!
"I was a Lyft driver for a bit. I picked up a girl outside a bar and on the way to her place she's telling me about her last experience going to that bar which included her participating in a gang-bang after meeting two guys for the first time. It was a very graphic story. When we got to her destination, she asked me to go upstairs and fuck her till the sun comes up. I politely declined."
7.A Lost Opportunity
"I did not understand what she wanted. I was at a bar with some friend celebrating a birthday, and one of the girls in the group asked me if I would like to leave the place and go somewhere. My brain, not knowing what had happened, said that I was fine here and that I am cool with staying."
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8.That Is Indeed A Recipe For Disaster
"She is my friends, little sister.
She was drunk.
She had a boyfriend.
She is slightly autistic.
I'd call that a recipe for disaster. She's really hot though."
9.Ah, Those Office Gossips!
"I knew from office gossip she had a raging case of herpes. Was offered a threesome as a package deal but noped my way out from there."
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10.This Honest But Funny Confession
"I was hungry.
I was coming home from band practice, still pretty knackered and decided to go for a drink at a local bar. Girl comes in, sits next to me and we have a little chat. She starts to get a little flirty, which I only realized in hindsight, and says something along the lines of "Hehe, such a porn-situation: Single lady comes into a bar and starts chatting up guys." My bleary-eyed self absent-mindedly told her good luck and that I had to go rather soon. She asked: "Oh, someone waiting for you at home?" -"Yup, leftover pizza, a beer and my bed... I'm bushed." The invitation at hand didn't even register with me. I don't know what my limbic system did or thought at the moment, but it clearly preferred sustenance over procreation. I guess millions of years of evolution successfully cock-blocked me, that night."
11.It Does Sound Strange When Men Talk This Way!
"Too easy.
A waitress I used to work with, that I've only talked to a few minutes, asked me to take her home and fuck her. It may sound lame (and maybe its lame? don't care) but I felt like a sexual object and was sort of turned off. I was just thinking 'do you care about what I think at all? You just want to use me as a sex toy?' and ya didn't work for me."
- jert3
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12.Ouch!
"So this might get buried since I was late to the game, but I had an opportunity for a three way in college. The one girl was a brunette who I'd had some amazing sex with before and then a friend of hers that was very hot. It was a dream for me. Everything was planned out, and we were going to get a hotel together for the big event. Then three days before, the brunette texts me and says she has a single condition for her to let me fuck them both. She wants to shove a lubed dildo up my ass. And it's a hard condition, or else no 3-way. Sadly...that ended that dream right there."
13.Well, It's Great To Have A Hobby!
"I was driving the girl who devirginized me home years after the fact. She was a little drunk and said: "Ya know, I just love suckin' dick." I was caught really off guard, so all I could say was "Well, it's great to have a hobby."
Edit: thanks for the gold. I do standup and enjoy ending with this story."
14.Never Discuss Politics With Your Crush Or Love Interest!
"Political philosophy debate. I went home with her, and she told me to shut up and come to her bedroom. But I was so engaged I had to win the argument. She dropped me off at a gas station, and I had to call a friend to pick me up."
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15.This Lost Opportunity
"Was drunk and in bed. Door knocked. Opened it to find two of my female "staff" at the door. They were drunk and said they both wanted to have me. I let them in - pointed at the couch - and told them to go to sleep and disappeared back into my bedroom. Even drunk I knew it was the wrong thing to do despite every other part of me screaming to do otherwise. Now, some thirty years later, I have some regrets, but 10/10 would do the same thing again."
- Estcher
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