Saturday, Aug 29, 2020, 5:50 pm

By:Tony Williams

#7 Scarecrow Job Ad

Why make a scarecrow to keep birds away from your garden, when you can just hire a human being and have them stand up like a board for long hours. This employer doesn't realize that they can get a dummy for free at a party store instead of hiring a dummy they would have to pay. One can't help but wonder what kind of training is needed to stand up straight.