Geekiest Ties

Saturday, Aug 15, 2020, 3:52 pm
By:Tony Williams

1.Duck Hunt!

Who has not played the game duck hunt? I should re phrase that. Who is between the ages of 40 and 24 has not played Duck Hunt? That's more like it. This is a classic game and a classic tie. I love the dog holding the duck. The only thing that would have made it better would be if it was the picture of the dog laughing at you when you miss a shot.

Duck Hunt!-Geekiest Ties

2.Circuit City

We go back to the computer motif for this tie. This is probably the quintessential tie for those computer geeks who want to look formal. This thing is a beauty. It is green and gold and depicts a circuit board of a computer. This tie is downright nice. So nice in fact that someone who doesn't even know how to work a computer would like it.

Circuit City-Geekiest Ties

3.8 bit

Finally we have a tie for the video game geeks! This is all kinds of awesome. This tie is in the 8 bit style. If you do not know what 8 bit is then this is not the tie for you. I think this is the kind of tie Super Mario would use if he ever took Princess peach out on a date.

8 bit-Geekiest Ties


Speaking of computers this next geeky tie is great for anyone who has to work at an office. I could have seen the guys from 'Office Space' wearing a tie like this. I think Milton would be the perfect guy for this tie. This tie will be sure to break up the monotony around the cubicles. Who knows you may even look so good you work up the never to ask out that new co-worker you been eyeing.

Keyboard-Geekiest Ties

5.Power On!

This tie is one of my favorites. What I like about it is that it is geeky and simple at the same time. It's black and has a simple green glowing power on switch/icon. This would be great for the computer programmer in your life. You know this tie should be the official tie of the Geek squad guys. You see, I am an idea man.

Power On!-Geekiest Ties


I guess I am in a school mood as I look for ties. We go back to the subject of math for this one. This tie will be something that nerds and geeks everywhere would want to get their hands on. What makes this tie special is that it actually has geometric formulas on it. I wish I would have worn this tie when I took the SAT'S.

Geometry-Geekiest Ties

7.Periodic table

The periodic table reminds many people of high school chemistry class. I liked science class in high school until I met the periodic table. I mean who can remember all those elements, well besides scientist. This tie would be perfect to wear to my high school reunion. At least the chem teacher will get a kick out of it.

Periodic table-Geekiest Ties

8.Binary code

Computer geeks now have something else to add to their Christmas wish list. This binary tie is outstanding. Really do not wear ties, but if I had to pick one this would be on my short list. Not only will computer geeks love this tie, but fans of the 'Matrix" will as well. The only other choice you would have to make after buying this tie is the blue suit or the red one.

Binary code-Geekiest Ties

9.Moon man

The Chinese have sent a rocket to the moon, and now you can get a tie to commemorate it. Don't worry about the fact that the U.S. did the same thing over 40 years ago. This is a tie that is bold and perfect for the geek who loves astronomy and one day hopes to walk on the moon. Binary code

Moon man-Geekiest Ties

10.Pi Tie!

When I looked up a Pie tie, I did not have the slightest idea that I would find a Pi tie. I think that I speak for many people when I say that math was my least favorite subject in school. Just the mere thought or mention of the word math sends chills down my spine. This is why I love this tie. I think my old high school math teacher would get a kick out of me wearing this tie.

Pi Tie!-Geekiest Ties


This tie is straight out of geek central casting. This tie is a great gift for that geek in your life. The good thing about Geeks and nerds is that they are brave enough to wear such awesome things like this. Most people would think this tie is weird but I think that it's a fashion statement.

Penguin-Geekiest Ties


We could not talk about the topic of geeky ties and not bring up the Albert Einstein. Now when someone tries to say "Hey your no Einstein" you can gladly point to this tie and stop them in your tracks. The only thing that would make this tie better is it had the picture of Einstein sticking out his tongue.

Einstein-Geekiest Ties



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