Saturday, Aug 29, 2020, 6:21 am

By:Tony Williams

#12 Dried Reptiles

There's probably a reason the Chinese like to purchase dried reptiles at their Walmarts. But I can't imagine what those reasons could be. I could speculate on it but it only make me lose respect for the Chinese, so I'll just assume they exist for perfectly valid reasons like conjuring up spirits of the dead.