15 Tweets Only Catholics Will Understand

Wednesday, Oct 16, 2019, 6:04 pm
By:James Fraser

All Catholics are Christians, but not all Christians are Catholic. Catholicism is a branch of Christianity. It is also the biggest branch of the religion with more than 60% Christians following it. Pope is the head of the Catholic Church. Most Catholics can't see God, religion and life separately. As a Christian, you may go to the Church once in a week. A Catholic prays all days of a week. Here are fifteen funny tweets about Catholics, only Catholics will understand!  
1.This Hilarious Conversation between Jesus and Judas

Wow, that's a hilarious slip of the tongue by Judas. Now you understand how come Jesus predicted the betrayal during the meal! Isn't that tweet sinfully funny? 


This Hilarious Conversation between Jesus and Judas-15 Tweets Only Catholics Will Understand

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2.May the Lord Be With You

Be it fighting evil... or preserving peace... Bible and science fiction series like Star Wars share a few things in common. You also listen to things that sound very, very, similar!


May the Lord Be With You -15 Tweets Only Catholics Will Understand


3.Going To Church Be Like

Just in case if you are not Christian enough to understand this tweet, she is referring to Communion ritual in churches where people line up to receive bread and wine (Eucharist) from a priest. 


Going To Church Be Like-15 Tweets Only Catholics Will Understand




4.This Chart that Makes Only Catholics Laugh

If you are a Catholic, you had one on your forehead very recently. No one's likely to get a perfect cross on their forehead. Decode the shapes!


This Chart that Makes Only Catholics Laugh-15 Tweets Only Catholics Will Understand


5.Amen!

When you missed going to the church on Ash Wednesday, but you have a responsibility on your shoulders to make your Catholic family happy! 


Amen!-15 Tweets Only Catholics Will Understand




6.When You are the Only Catholic Person in Your Group

The struggle is real when you have to explain people about Catholic things like confirmation and confirmation names. 


When You are the Only Catholic Person in Your Group -15 Tweets Only Catholics Will Understand


7.When Time Flies

It really feels like Christmas was only yesterday. The only time, time will not fly is when you sit in the church for a Sunday mass! 


When Time Flies-15 Tweets Only Catholics Will Understand

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8.Absent-minded Genuflecting

It totally happens at a public place if you are Catholic. Or you may start a phone conversation with something like... "In the name of the Father and the…"
(Genuflecting is bending one knee to the ground and bow submissively) 


Absent-minded Genuflecting-15 Tweets Only Catholics Will Understand


9.Lent Starter Pack!

You are going to eat lots of fast food, shakes, and of course the paczkis on Fat Tuesday.  That's pretty much your Lent season concluded in a single picture!


Lent Starter Pack!-15 Tweets Only Catholics Will Understand

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10.The Favorite 'Verse' of Most Young Catholics

Any churchgoer will find that interesting! It will also be the longest wait you ever had for lunch time.


The Favorite 'Verse' of Most Young Catholics -15 Tweets Only Catholics Will Understand

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11.This Catholic Valentine's Day Card!

JESUS - he is not a part of your life. He is your life! Do whatever you want, but involve him. 


This Catholic Valentine's Day Card!-15 Tweets Only Catholics Will Understand




12.Leave Some Space for Jesus!

You know why they tell you to leave space! The picture pretty much sums up what it's like to study at a Catholic school.


Leave Some Space for Jesus!-15 Tweets Only Catholics Will Understand


13.Catholic Schools are Not for Everyone!

You should go to a Catholic school only if you are made for it. You got to read the Bible, theology and many things. If you are that wrong person studying at a Catholic school, the picture pretty much sums up your life. 


Catholic Schools are Not for Everyone! -15 Tweets Only Catholics Will Understand


14.The Catholic Workout

Add the word 'Kneel' to the picture to make it perfect.
Stand, Sing, Sit, Kneel… Stand, Sing, Sit, Kneel…!


The Catholic Workout-15 Tweets Only Catholics Will Understand


15.That Awkward Moment

'Sign of Peace' is a Catholic mass ritual. People shake hands and tell 'peace be with you' (can be any formal greeting) to each other. If you are a socially awkward person, you are going to have a real bad time handling the situation. 


That Awkward Moment-15 Tweets Only Catholics Will Understand

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