15 Funniest Notes Ever Left For Neighbors Having Sex Very Loud
Monday, Aug 24, 2020, 5:38 pm
By:James Fraser
As not all of us can afford a villa or an individual house, we have to live in those apartments or those neighborhoods where people live really close together! Neighbors do lots of thing that irk us. Loud sex is one among the many things that really trouble us as neighbors. Did you ever face this problem, and spoke to your neighbor about it?
Here are fifteen funniest notes left by people to those neighbors who are having sex loudly.
1.A Little Rude; But the Message Has Been Sent!
Check this note left by a person to his neighbors complaining them of having sex too loudly. He didn't stop there, and went ahead questioning how true those moans are! We strongly think this embarrasses the couple who received this note. We also don't rule of the possibility of existence of rude people that hardly care for their neighbors.
2.That's One Long Letter
This letter just shows us how loud the couple really is! The man who wrote this note is able to hear each and every word spoken by them during sex. He even counted how many times they spoke a particular sentence. He even gave them a nice little warning there!
3.This F**king Note
This note is short but funny! It says, "We don't give a f**k if you f**k, but why the f**k do you have to f**k so f**king loud. #Fuck". Well, too many f**ks given there! We aren't sure the neighbors who got this gives any f**k to this note or not!
4.This Note is Weird But Funny
No, we don't really think this guy wants them be louder. He has given them a reminder in a real sarcastic tone. We are sure this note would have made that lady scare or smile a little! Well, this is not one of those unsolicited note that simply says 'neighbors'. This guy even wrote his flat number on the note!
5.This Person with Good Sense of Humor
This problem will irk you a lot especially if you stay in an apartment. The sounds from the top floor (not necessarily be bed post making noise) will annoy anyone constantly. But this guy with a real good sense of humor, is asking his neighbors to make sure their bed doesn't make noise when they have sex!
6.A Warning Note of Its Kind
The couple who received this note either have to slow down their vocals during sex, or join this neighbor in their sexual activity! This guy may sound little rude, but his note is right on target! We hope he never gets bothered by them again.
7.A Note with Expert Advice
This guy who wrote the letter congratulated the couple on their highly active and intense sexual life. He also advised the guy that her girl may be faking it, as he believes moaning is unrealistically loud. 'FINISH HER'! Well, He sounds like a Mortal Kombat fan, right? :D
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8.Shaming 2nd Floor Guy in the Best Way Possible
Rule no 1 for wankers: Lock your room, bring down the curtains, and make sure no one's seeing you! If you don't follow this rule, you will probably be shamed by displaying it on a note publicly, as shown in this picture. Poor 2nd floor guy; now the entire community will come to know about it.
9.That's a Sound and Sexy Advice
This is yet another short but funny note that will embarrass the neighbors straightaway, particularly the lady! This note is funny, sarcastic, and even carries a nice little sex advice! If you can't read it well; this note asks the neighbors to use a #ball gag so the lady stops screaming or moaning loudly.
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10.That's a Sound and Sexy Advice: Level 2
After that note which advices a couple to use #ball gag, This neighbor's note came with a strong surprise! The neighbors of that community have bought a ball gag for the loud couple! You can now imagine how fed up the neighbors would have been!
11.A Note for Ladies
Moaning is a thing, but beds too make lot of noise during sex, especially when bed posts aren't greased, or bed touching against a wall. The sound isn't audible during day times, but the neighbors can hear it loudly during the silent nights. All one has to do is grease their bed posts, or pull bed away from wall.
12.Some Neighbors Really Make it Sound Like Exorcism
Fans of memes will get this note instantly, and love it! This is one of the coolest notes we have seen so far. This note is simple, funny and sends a message to neighbors in a real soft tone! Yes, some people have sex like wild hippos bath in mud pools!
13.A Note to a New Neighbor
This note is a nightmare to anyone who shifted to a new home! Imagine a new place where you know nothing, haven't yet made any friends, and suddenly you get to read a note like this! This can be really embarrassing. However, the couple must be lucky to have a nice neighbor who has got some sense of humor!
14.This Isn't a Note, This is an Official Warning
It's all fun until now, but this note is very serious. You know things get really bad when the apartment management issues a warning letter to you, in your name! This letter is serious, but hilarious at the same time, when you check the management's choice of words! What does they meaning by "loud and vulgar related noise"?
15.Is this a Complaint Letter or Letter of Interest?
Let's feel sorry for this person who wrote this letter! Apparently, this person says his or her pictures are falling off the floor because of the neighbors living upstairs. He or she also says their pets are getting scared! Imagine what kind of couple live upstairs and how freakingly active their sexual life is!
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