15 Desperate Dating Texts That Are Sure To Make You Laugh
Friday, Aug 21, 2020, 4:36 pm
By:James Fraser
Online dating is like eating at a fast food chain restaurant. The pictures of food on the menu look amazing, but the stuff you get on your plate looks nowhere near to what you see on the pictures! There are plenty of fish in the sea, but the problem with the dating apps is that the water is polluted, and the fishes are toxic. There is no guarantee that you are going to find a nice person, and the following 15 creepy, cringeworthy, desperate, and funny dating texts just prove why dating isn't for everyone, and how you may end up meeting the wrong person!
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1.Dates and Detergents Don't Go Well Together
This person sounds like a real crazy weirdo. Ladies and gentleman, this is exactly how you creep out the opposite sex!
2.When Things Start to Go out of Control
As we are talking about all these dating fails and desperate texts, here is a picture that perfectly fits in this list.
3.Can Anything Go Worse Than This?
She already had a hundred problems with that particular date. The accidental and wrong person text pushed her into the fire from the frying pan!
4.This Sex Starved Person
This is clearly not the clever way to lure people into your bad. Silly conversations like this only make you look desperate.
5.Too Soon, maybe?
Guess what? The other person would never take this person seriously. Desperate people kind of throw themselves everywhere and hope someone picks them up.
6.This Blind Date Mishap
Isn't a blind date just like our lives? Exciting, unpredictable, and sometimes unfair!
7.When You are Desperate for Some Love!
Sometimes your hearts fill up with so much of love that emotions start to overflow. And then, bloopers like these happen!
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8.The Cheapest Date Fail We Have Ever Heard
Do you even call this a date? What the heck is wrong with this dude? I would probably run away from the place if I were in this girl's place.
9.THIS DATE THAT HAS GONE WRONG
He or she can probably ask their friends to make an emergency call to them! I can already feel how horrible things can become when a date goes terribly wrong.
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10.This is Why People Lose Hope on Finding Love
Isn't chilling with friends a great idea than going on a date? Julia's friend got a good tip. Netflix and chill!
11.One More Weirdo
Why do you carry spare socks with you, particularly on a date? Jeez!
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12.How Not to Dress for a Date
It looks like the guy believes in comfort more than anything. Its' good to let people know that you're an athlete or a sportsman, but this is not the way to do it.
13.Blame it all on autocorrect, eh?
Autocorrect - Helping people flirt without actually hurting others since 2007! You get what you want, or just put all the blame on autocorrect fail if something goes wrong. As simple as that!
14.Poor Juan!!!
Pretend like an emergency? Oh man, the situation is indeed an emergency for Juan! Would you still dare to go on a blind date after seeing what happened to this guy?
15.A Bit of Anticlimax in the End
Read the entire conversation and you would understand why some people lose faith in humanity! The one thing we all can do is treating people well, no matter how bad the situation is.
There is probably an ocean of books and videos that teach you dating rules, etiquette, tips, etc. When you follow all those things, there is a good chance that the other person may find you unnatural. So, prefer to be yourself, and be confident. When something goes wrong, be patient, and keep calm until you say that goodbye.
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