15 Desperate Dating Texts That Are Sure To Make You Laugh

Monday, Jan 4, 2021, 4:36 pm
By:James Fraser

Online dating is like eating at a fast food chain restaurant. The pictures of food on the menu look amazing, but the stuff you get on your plate looks nowhere near to what you see on the pictures! There are plenty of fish in the sea, but the problem with the dating apps is that the water is polluted, and the fishes are toxic. There is no guarantee that you are going to find a nice person, and the following 15 creepy, cringeworthy, desperate, and funny dating texts just prove why dating isn't for everyone, and how you may end up meeting the wrong person!
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1.Dates and Detergents Don't Go Well Together

This person sounds like a real crazy weirdo. Ladies and gentleman, this is exactly how you creep out the opposite sex! 


Dates and Detergents Don't Go Well Together-15 Desperate Dating Texts That Are Sure To Make You Laugh



2.When Things Start to Go out of Control

As we are talking about all these dating fails and desperate texts, here is a picture that perfectly fits in this list.


When Things Start to Go out of Control-15 Desperate Dating Texts That Are Sure To Make You Laugh


3.Can Anything Go Worse Than This?

She already had a hundred problems with that particular date. The accidental and wrong person text pushed her into the fire from the frying pan!


Can Anything Go Worse Than This?-15 Desperate Dating Texts That Are Sure To Make You Laugh


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4.This Sex Starved Person

This is clearly not the clever way to lure people into your bad. Silly conversations like this only make you look desperate.


This Sex Starved Person-15 Desperate Dating Texts That Are Sure To Make You Laugh


5.Too Soon, maybe?

Guess what? The other person would never take this person seriously. Desperate people kind of throw themselves everywhere and hope someone picks them up.


Too Soon, maybe?-15 Desperate Dating Texts That Are Sure To Make You Laugh


6.This Blind Date Mishap

Isn't a blind date just like our lives? Exciting, unpredictable, and sometimes unfair!


This Blind Date Mishap-15 Desperate Dating Texts That Are Sure To Make You Laugh


7.When You are Desperate for Some Love!

Sometimes your hearts fill up with so much of love that emotions start to overflow. And then, bloopers like these happen!


When You are Desperate for Some Love!-15 Desperate Dating Texts That Are Sure To Make You Laugh

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8.The Cheapest Date Fail We Have Ever Heard

Do you even call this a date? What the heck is wrong with this dude? I would probably run away from the place if I were in this girl's place.


The Cheapest Date Fail We Have Ever Heard-15 Desperate Dating Texts That Are Sure To Make You Laugh


9.THIS DATE THAT HAS GONE WRONG

He or she can probably ask their friends to make an emergency call to them! I can already feel how horrible things can become when a date goes terribly wrong.


THIS DATE THAT HAS GONE WRONG-15 Desperate Dating Texts That Are Sure To Make You Laugh

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10.This is Why People Lose Hope on Finding Love

Isn't chilling with friends a great idea than going on a date? Julia's friend got a good tip. Netflix and chill!


This is Why People Lose Hope on Finding Love-15 Desperate Dating Texts That Are Sure To Make You Laugh


11.One More Weirdo

Why do you carry spare socks with you, particularly on a date? Jeez!


One More Weirdo-15 Desperate Dating Texts That Are Sure To Make You Laugh

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12.How Not to Dress for a Date

It looks like the guy believes in comfort more than anything. Its' good to let people know that you're an athlete or a sportsman, but this is not the way to do it.


How Not to Dress for a Date-15 Desperate Dating Texts That Are Sure To Make You Laugh


13.Blame it all on autocorrect, eh?

Autocorrect - Helping people flirt without actually hurting others since 2007! You get what you want, or just put all the blame on autocorrect fail if something goes wrong. As simple as that!


Blame it all on autocorrect, eh?-15 Desperate Dating Texts That Are Sure To Make You Laugh


14.Poor Juan!!!

Pretend like an emergency? Oh man, the situation is indeed an emergency for Juan! Would you still dare to go on a blind date after seeing what happened to this guy?


Poor Juan!!!-15 Desperate Dating Texts That Are Sure To Make You Laugh


15.A Bit of Anticlimax in the End

Read the entire conversation and you would understand why some people lose faith in humanity! The one thing we all can do is treating people well, no matter how bad the situation is.


A Bit of Anticlimax in the End-15 Desperate Dating Texts That Are Sure To Make You Laugh


There is probably an ocean of books and videos that teach you dating rules, etiquette, tips, etc. When you follow all those things, there is a good chance that the other person may find you unnatural. So, prefer to be yourself, and be confident. When something goes wrong, be patient, and keep calm until you say that goodbye.


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