15 People Reveal Their Best Drunk Story
Tuesday, Aug 25, 2020, 4:26 pm
By:James Fraser
Sometimes, parties go out of control. The last house party I was in, I saw a drunk dude put a firecracker in his butt crack and ask his friend to light it up. Unsurprisingly, the other inebriated guy obliged the request! BAMM! The explosion caused a nearby standing man to twitch and drop his wineglass. Not knowing what was happening around, a stoned guy ran out of the room stepping on the sharp pieces of glass, thinking an officer might have raided the house. We had to rush at least two guys to the nearby hospital, and well, I have never been to a house party ever again! Read 15 such funny, bizarre, and crazy drunk stories, as shared by people.
10.And This Terrible Mess up
Five of us spent the weekend in Juarez a while back (before it was so murdery). One dude drank nothing but tequila and spent the whole night chatting up a girl he was convinced was the hottest thing he had ever seen. We spent the whole night trying to convince him she was a dude. One blowjob in an alley later, she flops out her cock for reciprocation. He actually threw up on him/her and ran out to us yelling "Fuck fuck fuck!!" We laughed and laughed. And laughed. Then laughed some more.
If we ever try to tell that story around him, he will take his ball and go home, immediately.
- witless_banality