15 Best Dad Jokes That Are Actually Hilarious

Tuesday, Aug 17, 2021, 4:55 pm
By:James Fraser

In some families, Dad is the funniest guy. He is cool, humorous and sarcastic. A conversation between a dad and the family members is always interesting, particularly when he's a funny person or a troll. Sometimes, daddies crack hilarious jokes. Those jokes can sometimes be boring, embarrassing or even annoying for the family members. But nevertheless, Dad jokes are funny on their own way. They are becoming extremely popular these days. They are short, 'punny' and sometimes have some adult humor or sexual innuendos in them! Here are 15 such hilarious dad jokes that will make your laugh out loud. 
1.That's How Holy Water Is Made!

Son: How do you make holy water?
Dad: You boil the hell out of it!


That's How Holy Water Is Made!-15 Best Dad Jokes That Are Actually Hilarious



2.Can February March?

Son: Can February march?
Dad: No, but April may!


Can February March? -15 Best Dad Jokes That Are Actually Hilarious


3.Oh, Dad!

A dad with children in the car drove past a graveyard. The father asked, "Do you know why I can't be buried here?" The surprised kids said NO. The dad went on to say, "Because I'm not dead yet!" 


Oh, Dad! -15 Best Dad Jokes That Are Actually Hilarious




4.Tooth Hurty!

Daughter: What time are we supposed to go to the dentist, Daddy? 
Dad: Tooth-hurty, honey! 


Tooth Hurty!-15 Best Dad Jokes That Are Actually Hilarious


5.The New Movie That Isn't In The Town!

Dad: Son, did you hear about the new movie 'Constipation'?
Son: Um, no? 
Dad: It hasn't come out yet! 


The New Movie That Isn't In The Town! -15 Best Dad Jokes That Are Actually Hilarious




6.Don't Call Me Later

Daughter: I will call you later.
Dad: Don't call me later. Call me dad! 


Don't Call Me Later-15 Best Dad Jokes That Are Actually Hilarious


7.Are You Going To Put It Up Yourself?

Sales Person: Thank you for purchasing this big and nice Christmas tree. Are you going to put it up yourself or do you need help?
Dad: No thanks. Don't be disgusting. I will be putting this in the living room. 


Are You Going To Put It Up Yourself?-15 Best Dad Jokes That Are Actually Hilarious

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8.One Dad To Another

A proud new dad sits down to have a drink with his father 
"Well son, now that you've got a kid of your own, I think it's time to give you this 
"Dad, you don't mean-" "Yes son, I do" *Dad pulls out copy of 1001 Dad Jokes, 5th Edition* 
"Dad... I'm honoured...", he says, tears sparkling in his eyes. "Hi honoured", replies his father. "I'm dad". 


One Dad To Another-15 Best Dad Jokes That Are Actually Hilarious

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9.Are You Alright?

Daughter: Dad… dad… are you alright?
Dad: No sweetie, I'm half left! 


Are You Alright? -15 Best Dad Jokes That Are Actually Hilarious

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10.Why Didn't The Skeleton Cross The Road?

Dad asked his son, "Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?" Son couldn't tell the answer.
Dad said, "The skeleton has no guts!"


Why Didn't The Skeleton Cross The Road?-15 Best Dad Jokes That Are Actually Hilarious


11.Dad Woke Up Exhausted!

Dad: Last night I dreamt I was a muffler.
Son: How was it, dad?
Dad: I woke up exhausted, son! 


Dad Woke Up Exhausted! -15 Best Dad Jokes That Are Actually Hilarious

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12.Pull Down Their Genes!

Son: This biology class is very hard. I don't get that DNA stuff.
Dad: Do you know how to differentiate between a girl chromosome and boy chromosome?
Son: No?
Dad: Pull down their genes! 


Pull Down Their Genes!-15 Best Dad Jokes That Are Actually Hilarious


13.The Plate Is Hot!

Waitress: Careful, the plate is hot.
Dad: It's okay, I'm not attracted to plates!


The Plate Is Hot!-15 Best Dad Jokes That Are Actually Hilarious


14.You Are A Sandwich!

Daughter: I'm feeling hungry. Can you make me a sandwich?
Dad: Abracadabra! You are now a sandwich! 


You Are A Sandwich!-15 Best Dad Jokes That Are Actually Hilarious


15.Oh, No!

Dad: Do you know the new cable network gives us access to 7000 channels?
Mom: Oh, wow! I hope the porn is disabled. 
Dad: No, it's just the regular porn! 



Oh, No!-15 Best Dad Jokes That Are Actually Hilarious


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