Sunday, Aug 23, 2020, 8:42 am

By:Tony Williams

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1.He looks happy with himself

Well instead of it being music it does not sound as if it is a certain type of website. One letter missing, or in this case being covered up, can completely alter what you think of a product and you are going to get a surprise when you actually discover what it is all about.

2.How do you define classics?

So in this instance how would you define classics? Do various boxes need to be ticked? Certain criteria to be met? There are so many questions that have now been created in your mind just thanks to one single sticker.

3.Who is doing the raping?

So who is actually doing the raping here? Is it the tomatoes to us or us to them? Hopefully it is the latter or that could get a bit messy and awkward to explain to your partner.

4.And it's the read aloud edition

Not only does the title take on a different meaning when you cover up part of the word, but the picture also looks different as well. Suddenly you do not see them as little girls, but see them as something different and are they being kidnapped and sold as sex slaves?

5.It's a bestseller?

Imagine having a bestseller all about farting in public. Surely there has to be more of a storyline to it than that unless he is solving crimes with his farting powers? Now on second thoughts that would certainly make for a different story.

6.That is scary

Well you have to admit that this is one scary book and poor dog!! By simply covering one word it completely changes what the book is all about because suddenly you are looking at your beloved pet in an entirely different way.

7.You need a poncho for that now?

Maybe you need a sex poncho if you plan on doing it outside and there is the threat of rain? At least it gives you access from the bottom though, so it should not get in the way while keeping your upper half dry during the act.

8.Depends how excited you are

This is just wrong on so many levels because imagine having a story for children, complete with kids drawings, that is called this? Do they feel no shame at all? Do they not think of the children???

9.And that is a game?

Well it is quite scary to think that this is an actual game although obviously there is one letter being covered up and you just pray that it is not the letter H. However, if the balls are anything to do with it, and it is indeed poo, then the guy in the picture has a major problem.

10.It's a creature???

Well thanks to this sticker it does mean that this traditional movie takes on a completely different slant to it. It makes it even better when you read the part at the top and tie it in with the new name because then it comes across as being like some kind of gay porn movie.

11.Lucky caterpillar

Well if this was the actual title it would make for a very different story. The other thing you can be sure of is that there is no way that Disney would be behind it not unless they have a different side to their business that we do not know about.

12.Do you want that in your ear?

Well if you have a build up of wax in your ear there is no doubt that it can be extremely uncomfortable. However, do you really want to go and get some urine put in your ear to soften it up? It shows the difference that covering up just one letter can make to a product.

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