12 Hilarious Lesbian Jokes That Will Make You Cry With Laughter

Saturday, Aug 15, 2020, 7:14 am
By:James Fraser


ONLY jokes - we hope you didn't misread the title in a hurry! As the title suggests, you are about to read some lesbian jokes! Note: If you are squeamish, we strongly recommend you stay away from these jokes as you may find the humor on this topic offending. These jokes are only meant for fun, and this topic isn't a subtle attempt to insult or shame lesbians. We love lesbians! In fact, we love good people irrespective of their race, gender, ethnicity, or sexual orientation. Now, it's time we read these hilarious lesbian jokes! Jump right in! 
10.Blonde Lesbian!

"Did you hear about the blonde lesbian? She kept having affairs with men!"
Well, she is called blonde lesbian for a reason! Like in all those blonde jokes we read, the blonde in this joke is too dumb to understand that a girl can't call herself a lesbian when she frequently hangs out and have sex with men. Such girl is referred to as a bi or a queer. Now, how about reading these dumb blonde jokes once you finish reading these lesbian jokes? They are hilarious! 


Blonde Lesbian!-12 Hilarious Lesbian Jokes That Will Make You Cry With Laughter

11.This Long But Hilarious Lesbian Joke

A woman walks into her doctor's office and says, "Doctor, I have this terrible rash." She lifts up her sweater to reveal a large "M" shaped rash. The doctor replies, "Now that is the strangest rash I’ve ever seen." The woman explains, "Well my boyfriend goes to Michigan and refuses to take off his letter sweater when we make love." The doctor shrugs her shoulders, prescribes some lotion and sends the woman on her way.
The next day another woman comes in with a very similar rash. "How did you get that?" the doctor asks. "My boyfriend goes to MIT, and he refuses to take his letter sweater off when we make love," she says. The doctor prescribes some lotion and sends the young lady on her way.
The third day another young woman comes into the doctor's office, and she too has a big rash in the shape of an "M" on her chest. "Let me guess," the doctor says. "Your boyfriend goes to Maryland?" "No," the patient replies, "My girlfriend goes to Wellesley."


This Long But Hilarious Lesbian Joke-12 Hilarious Lesbian Jokes That Will Make You Cry With Laughter

12.What Do You Call?

"What do you call a lesbian with long nails? Single!"
How do you know if a girl is lesbian? Notice her fingers! If she has at least two fingernails trimmed on either of her hands with rest of the nails being long, then the chances are high she is a lesbian! The step one to becoming a lesbian is trimming hand nails just the way girls want their boyfriends' fingernails to be. No sharp edges, please!



What Do You Call?-12 Hilarious Lesbian Jokes That Will Make You Cry With Laughter

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