12 Hilarious Bee Puns That Will Make Your Day

Sunday, Nov 24, 2019, 8:46 am
By:James Fraser

As a fan of puns, there's no better feeling in the world than laying back and reading a well-made and well-timed pun! No matter how many "punny" jokes you read, your humor-thirsty soul simply wants more. To entertain you, today, we have come up with yet another pun topic. Guess what puns we are about read now? Bee puns! "Bee-live" it or not, bees make great puns. "Bee" prepared to read check these "bee-autiful" bee puns! Here we go, 12 of the funniest bee puns exclusively for you. 
1.This "Punny" Question!

"When a bee is in your hand, what's in your eye? Beauty. Because beauty is in the eye of bee-holder!" 
Bee-hold, you are going to read so many bee puns everywhere on this topic because you can't find a better word than a bee to make some incredibly funny puns. There are so many beer puns out there on the internet, but we only selected that we think are the best ones. The puns you are reading are like queen bees; they are special, and they are the best! 


This "Punny" Question!-12 Hilarious Bee Puns That Will Make Your Day

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2.What Is A Bee's Favorite Haircut?

A bee's favorite haircut is buzz cut! 
We told you, right? Bees are a punner's favorite thing because they can create an endless number of puns using the word bee. A lot of words of English words start with the letter B, and most of them can "bee" used to create a bee pun! Getting back to the point - the pun says a bee's favorite haircut is the buzz cut. We now have started hating bees because who in the world likes a buzz cut?! That is one of among the most horrible haircuts every invented! 


What Is A Bee's Favorite Haircut?-12 Hilarious Bee Puns That Will Make Your Day


3.What Is It?

What's a happy bumblebee's blood type? "Bee" positive! 
Here comes another funny bee pun! Hey, by the way, do bees have blood? Yes, they do have blood, but their blood circulation and purification system are a lot different from that of mammals. Bees have their heart located just above their rectum! Interestingly, they have amber-colored blood. Just in case if you are wondering why do you need to know all these things about bees, bees would treat you well when they defeated humankind and took over the world! That sounds stupid? Not more than these puns, though! 


What Is It?-12 Hilarious Bee Puns That Will Make Your Day




4.One More Punny Question

What do you call a bee that's sore-loser? A cry bay-bee!
Oh boy, these bee puns are getting out of control! The pun is hilarious, but we think we need to step in to defend bees. Bees are never sore-losers, not even one! They all work extremely hard, gather nectar, and make honey for us. They pollinate seeds, and without them, bees, it's hard for the human race to survive. Nah, we aren't serious, we are just letting you know some facts! Bees are fascinating little creatures. 


One More Punny Question-12 Hilarious Bee Puns That Will Make Your Day


5.Guess The Favorite Sport Of Bees?

A bee's favorite sport is rug-bee! 
Funny pun, isn't it? Now that you have read the joke let's shape up this post into some biology lecture. Let's talk more about bees! Hey, did you know how many eyes a bee has? Two? You are wrong! Bees have a total of five eyes, two regular ones in front of their face and three small eyes on top of their head. Interestingly, they have hair on their as eyes! Bees are weird, but we must be thankful to them for pollinating more than 80% of fruit, vegetable, and seed crops in the United States. 


Guess The Favorite Sport Of Bees?-12 Hilarious Bee Puns That Will Make Your Day




6.The Bees Went On Strike

Because they wanted more honey and less working flowers! 
Oh man, if bees ever went on a strike, we would face Interstellar-like crop blight, and our human race would collapse in a few decades! Just to understand how hard these little stingers work, a bee group visits 2 million flowers by flying over 55,000 miles to produce a pound of honey! That's some marvelous work, and perhaps no living being on the planet works as hard as bees for food. Guess who has been stealing their food stash for thousands of years?! 


The Bees Went On Strike-12 Hilarious Bee Puns That Will Make Your Day


7.On The First Day Of Class

On the first day of class, bee students are given a sylla-buzz! 
It may not be as great as some other puns on the topic, but it's funny. Now let's talk about that honey-stealing thing. Do you think we humans are pilfering honey from bees? Bees make honey so that they can eat that food in winter, a period when it's hard for them to go out in search of food. Our money-greedy beekeepers take away all of the bees honey and feed them with corn or sugar syrup in winter, which keeps them alive but deteriorates their health gradually. Honey production can't be called as animal abuse, but beekeepers should leave some honey for bees. What do you say? 


On The First Day Of Class-12 Hilarious Bee Puns That Will Make Your Day

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8.The Worker Bee

The worker bee decided to take a vacation to Stingapore last year! 
Are you feeling bored with all those "bee" centric puns? How about this pun then? It's still a bee pun, but has punnery on some other word, which is "Stingapore." The interesting thing is Singapore is not even in the world's top 50 Honey producers. As we are talking about honey production, let us remind you that the United States is the third largest honey producer in the world after China and Turkey. 


The Worker Bee-12 Hilarious Bee Puns That Will Make Your Day


9.This Cool Bee Pun

Remember, bee puns are good for your health. They give you a dose of vitamin "Bee!"
This pun is as sweet honey, isn't it? Does honey have essential nutrients in it? Other than iron, it's hard to trace any vitamins or minerals in honey. Honey is nothing but another form of sugar. The good thing, though, is that it has many medicinal values that aid in weight loss, reduction of inflammation, etc. Honey is also high in antioxidants, and it makes a healthy and great alternative for traditional white sugar. 


This Cool Bee Pun-12 Hilarious Bee Puns That Will Make Your Day

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10.Who Is Bees' Favorite Musician?

Can you guess? The answer should be very easy unless you never heard some great music of yesteryears! The answer is STING! Sting a.k.a. Gordon Matthew Thomas Sumner delivered some great songs in the past, and the English singer is undeniably one of the best the world has ever seen. Hey, aren't we talking about Bee Puns? This Sting pun is cool, but we don't think it satisfies an average pun lover. Let us think about someone else. Um, how about "BEEyonce?!"


Who Is Bees' Favorite Musician?-12 Hilarious Bee Puns That Will Make Your Day


11.What Do You Call A Bee That Lives In The USA?

USB!!! This pun doesn't make any sense, but at least it sounds hilarious! For us, this one of the funniest puns of this topic, and the reason why we liked it well is the funny play on words. Now, let's shift our focus an interesting subject, America, and bees. The United States is one of the largest producers of honey in the world, but there were no honeybees in the United States until Europeans arrived. The Europeans settlers brought bees with them to the United States. It is the reason why some Native American tribes call bees as "White bees!" 


What Do You Call A Bee That Lives In The USA?-12 Hilarious Bee Puns That Will Make Your Day




12.This "Punny" Realization

When I found out my girlfriend had 5000 bees, I realized she was a keeper! 
This pun is cool too. So, how are these puns? Do you enjoy reading them? As said earlier, bees are absolutely perfect for making puns. If you are a serial punner, you should perhaps create more funs and start making a buzz in your social circles with them! That's it; we have reached the end of the topic. Do check other cool jokes, puns, and random interesting topics on our website! 



This "Punny" Realization-12 Hilarious Bee Puns That Will Make Your Day


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