12 Hilarious Bee Puns That Will Make Your Day

Bee-hold, you are going to read so many bee puns everywhere on this topic because you can't find a better word than a bee to make some incredibly funny puns. There are so many beer puns out there on the internet, but we only selected that we think are the best ones. The puns you are reading are like queen bees; they are special, and they are the best! 

We told you, right? Bees are a punner's favorite thing because they can create an endless number of puns using the word bee. A lot of words of English words start with the letter B, and most of them can "bee" used to create a bee pun! Getting back to the point - the pun says a bee's favorite haircut is the buzz cut. We now have started hating bees because who in the world likes a buzz cut?! That is one of among the most horrible haircuts every invented! 

Here comes another funny bee pun! Hey, by the way, do bees have blood? Yes, they do have blood, but their blood circulation and purification system are a lot different from that of mammals. Bees have their heart located just above their rectum! Interestingly, they have amber-colored blood. Just in case if you are wondering why do you need to know all these things about bees, bees would treat you well when they defeated humankind and took over the world! That sounds stupid? Not more than these puns, though! 

Oh boy, these bee puns are getting out of control! The pun is hilarious, but we think we need to step in to defend bees. Bees are never sore-losers, not even one! They all work extremely hard, gather nectar, and make honey for us. They pollinate seeds, and without them, bees, it's hard for the human race to survive. Nah, we aren't serious, we are just letting you know some facts! Bees are fascinating little creatures. 

Funny pun, isn't it? Now that you have read the joke let's shape up this post into some biology lecture. Let's talk more about bees! Hey, did you know how many eyes a bee has? Two? You are wrong! Bees have a total of five eyes, two regular ones in front of their face and three small eyes on top of their head. Interestingly, they have hair on their as eyes! Bees are weird, but we must be thankful to them for pollinating more than 80% of fruit, vegetable, and seed crops in the United States. 

Because they wanted more honey and less working flowers! 

Oh man, if bees ever went on a strike, we would face Interstellar-like crop blight, and our human race would collapse in a few decades! Just to understand how hard these little stingers work, a bee group visits 2 million flowers by flying over 55,000 miles to produce a pound of honey! That's some marvelous work, and perhaps no living being on the planet works as hard as bees for food. Guess who has been stealing their food stash for thousands of years?! 

It may not be as great as some other puns on the topic, but it's funny. Now let's talk about that honey-stealing thing. Do you think we humans are pilfering honey from bees? Bees make honey so that they can eat that food in winter, a period when it's hard for them to go out in search of food. Our money-greedy beekeepers take away all of the bees honey and feed them with corn or sugar syrup in winter, which keeps them alive but deteriorates their health gradually. Honey production can't be called as animal abuse, but beekeepers should leave some honey for bees. What do you say? 

Are you feeling bored with all those "bee" centric puns? How about this pun then? It's still a bee pun, but has punnery on some other word, which is "Stingapore." The interesting thing is Singapore is not even in the world's top 50 Honey producers. As we are talking about honey production, let us remind you that the United States is the third largest honey producer in the world after China and Turkey. 

Remember, bee puns are good for your health. They give you a dose of vitamin "Bee!"

This pun is as sweet honey, isn't it? Does honey have essential nutrients in it? Other than iron, it's hard to trace any vitamins or minerals in honey. Honey is nothing but another form of sugar. The good thing, though, is that it has many medicinal values that aid in weight loss, reduction of inflammation, etc. Honey is also high in antioxidants, and it makes a healthy and great alternative for traditional white sugar. 

This pun is cool too. So, how are these puns? Do you enjoy reading them? As said earlier, bees are absolutely perfect for making puns. If you are a serial punner, you should perhaps create more funs and start making a buzz in your social circles with them! That's it; we have reached the end of the topic. Do check other cool jokes, puns, and random interesting topics on our website!