Funny Celeb Tweets
Friday, Aug 28, 2020, 6:28 pm
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1.Adam Sandler
Adam Sandler always has a funny quip to share on Twitter. This time he uses the age old question of the tree falling in the woods. I prefer the other question about a bear in the woods. Either way, if no one sees it or hears it, did it really happen ... and did it really smell?
2.Robin Williams
Who can forget Robin Williams as Mrs. Doubtfire? Pretty much no one who has ever seen the fim. The Box Office winner, not only showcased Robin Williams' talent, but his legs. Who really did wear it better? Mrs. Doubtfire seems to own it here, and her weight is more evenly distributed.
3.Conan O'Brien
This tweet gives us a pretty good visual of Conan, sitting there nude while eating a super huge bowl of Sugar Smacks and watching television. it's not that far fetched if you watch him regularly and know his personality. The fact that he took to Twitter to tell us makes it all the more Conan.
4.Miley Cyrus
Oh Miley, did he really say asshole in two words or one? And, isn't "everybody" one word? They may have cut off more than her hair at this salon. It's great she is making a living off her singing, but shouldn't she at least have a grammar school level spelling by now?
5.Will Ferrell
This tweet is by Will Ferrell is hilarious. Justin Bieber seems to always be the butt of jokes. It looks like Will is just not a Belieber, but he better watch out. Justin has an army of little girls who just may come rip the giant elf a new one!
6.John Cusack
John Cusack might have had a Freudian slip with this tweet. What did he really mean, we wonder? Does he think all politicians are whores, living in a whorehouse, or was it an innocent autocorrect. Well, we all know how iPhone autocorrect works. Somewhere in a prior text he wrote "whorehouse!"
7.Kim Kardashian
Kim Kardashian may be known for her large bum, but she is definitely not known for being the brightest bulb, and so her tweets are always guaranteed to entertain. With a Beevis and Butthead style of humor, she gets a kick out of the word "peephole." HAHA She said peephole!
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8.Olilvia Wilde
Olivia Wilde might be right on the money with this tweet. If you think about it, there are a lot of similarities between baggage claim and delivering a baby, the only difference is that when your luggage finally comes out, you don't have to stay up all night feeding it.
9.Bob Saget
Funny man Bob Saget, who is best known as the wholesome and fastidious Danny Tanner, widowed father of three little girls, actually has a mouth on him. If you haven't seen his stand up you are missing out. I promise it's not all about fart jokes.
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10.Zooey Deschanel
Zooey Deschanel poses a great question. We are always being told that "there's not use crying over spilled milk," but surely somwhere on this planet someone actually cries over spilled milk. Maybe it's the farmer who broke his back milking the cow and lugging it to his log cabin, only to have it spill.
11.Jessica Simpson
Why is it that old men always have their private parts out there for the world to see? Do they just hang so low, it's impossible to contain everything, or do they just not care anymore and have no modesty. If the guy were a hottie, would Jessica have the same reaction? I think not!
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12.George Wallace
George Wallace's tweet was funny, but what he says could be true. With global warming and the ice caps melting, Water T might be too soft for Coco. We all have to be mindful of our planet and how it not only affects the world, but us individually!
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