Human beings claim themselves to be the most intelligent, organized, and cleanest living beings on Earth, but many of them don't find the idea of keeping someone else's genitals in their mouth gross! Well, that is how things have been like for a long time, and the good thing is that at least sex keeps humans closer to nature. As the title of the topic suggests, what you are about to read now are a bunch of blowjob memes. These 12 hilarious blowjob memes neatly sum up how mad men are for a good head!
10.That's Terrible!
"Fell asleep on the train with his mouth open, wakes up to morning blowjob!"
That's disgusting, and let's hope no one ever finds themselves in such sickening situation. Glad, things like these don't happen in the real world, at least in the place where we live! Anyway, one has to wake up like this guy during the act to remember and tell other people about it. Therefore, the moral of the story is never fall asleep on public transport with your mouth wide open. Also, never pass out at a party particularly if your friends are douchy!
11.When She Tries To Kiss You After A Blowjob!
Most guys find the idea of kissing a girl right after a blowjob gross! That is one of the many things women don't like men doing. If the very idea of kissing a mouth that sucked your penis grosses you out, remember, your girl is putting that entire thing in her mouth, so she should feel that way too! As she has no problem doing so, you shouldn't have an issue with it! Come on, man, no one is telling you to suck on your own junk!
12.Oh, You Thought Married Women Still Give BJs?
It is a universal problem! If you are a man who is affected by it, here are few things you can do to spice up your sex life again!
1) Wives no longer give oral because they lose sexual desire. Find a way to make sex interesting by going on a date or romantic holiday.
2) They no longer find their husbands sexually attractive for various reasons, so work on ways to look good and act romantically.
3) They stop giving BJs because most husbands believe they are entitled to receive head and don't appreciate their wives for the effort and even don't pay back the favor by going down on them. Give what you take!
4) Women love compliments, so when a husband doesn't compliment a wife frequently, she goes into a sexually inactive mode and NO BJs!
