Faces On Objects
Wednesday, Aug 19, 2020, 9:43 am
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1.Evil Grin
Which is more scary? A wolf in lamb's clothing or a demon dressed up like a purple flower?
2.Picky
'Yep, I love flying, I really do. Plus, I am so nice and red and clean, lemme just get this booger then we can go!'
3.Awe!
The little Granny Smith apple stared out from her bonnet looking rather sad and suddenly the chef realized this one wasn't going to make the apple pie.
4.The Simple Life
'Yep I like cheese. Mhm! Cheese is good. Yummy I could eat cheese all day and night' The grater pauses for thought. ' I don't mind onions either, yes onions are great!'
5.Tough Chair
'What do you mean, what is it like being a chair?'. It's tough, 'It's boring. I get to see the same old butt swing past me every day. You get to watch a lot of TV though so it ain't all bad'.
6.Scary
When practising for his part in the latest horror epic the eager barn practices his scream for the tenth time. Do you think he has perfected it yet?
7.Grilled and Burned
'Aaah! They lied, they didn't say we'd have to go under the grill!' The last sad and tortured moments of two green peppers.
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8.Evil Is Everywhere!
'You didn't expect to find me in here did you?'. Evil grin. Would you go and eat this onion now?
9.Baby Plane
Look at me, if I flap my wings really, really hard I can get up into the sky'. This little plane is probably loved by all the other big mommy and daddy planes in the sky!
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10.Alarm Bells
'Sigh, yes, it is 5am and I also have a long day ahead of me'. This is not exactly the most charming alarm clock to wake up to!
11.Cheeky Muffin
'Fine! Eat me! See if I care. I've had a hard life being battered and stirred up. Then I land up here. What was the point of it all?'. This muffin has a lot to say before he finally is chewed up and hopefully not spat out.
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12.Here I am!
They say to get your day going and make it as successful as possible you have to wake up and eat the frog first. It does help when you find the frog floating in your coffee.
13.The Scream
Finally the shoes were turned over and the secret was out. The 'Scream' was seen in an instant. The scream that all shoes suffer due to stinky feet, but have managed to hide for centuries.
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