Friday, Aug 28, 2020, 4:15 pm

By:James Fraser

Marriage is like a trip to Jurassic Park. It looks like heaven and excites you at the beginning, but you only realize that it is a mess when giant dinosaurs start chasing you down! Some say marriage should be the ultimate destination of every relationship, and the others think tying the knot is one of the terrible things in life a person could ever do. Let people think what the heck they want to, and let us quickly look at the 15 pictures that show the striking difference between single and married life. Disclaimer: Don't blame us if your fiancé or fiancée decides to stay single after reading the topic! 

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1.Lion at Work, Pussy at Home

You are a king or queen of your own life, and you will live the way you want when you are single. You will have control of your life, and you can lose it whenever you want like you lose it for an one night stand! The story is different when you are married. Remember, you are owned by your partner in a marriage, and you can never act like you are single! 

2.It Can Happen If You are Not a Responsible Person

The point here is most partners don't steal money, but they may keep combined earnings in their possession to spend better. This happens mostly when one of the partners is bad at planning or spending. This can only happen to you if you are dumb enough to let it happen!

3.The Way You Dress Yourself Changes

You are not going to dress like how you dressed when you are single, at least for the sake of society. Most women, but not all, prefer staying away from funky clothes and dress themselves in formal or comfortable clothes. Men, on other hand, continue wearing their sweatpants even after marriage, like they always do.

4.Your Social Media Profiles Finally Get Some Rest

Ladies, you will no longer receive the random friend requests, or messages like 'can we be friends'! Even your friends double check what they are typing before commenting on your photos or status updates!

5.Your Belly Starts Thinking It is a Balloon

Marriage assures a nice round beer belly to men, if they don't care about fitness. Marriage makes even men fat, not just women. Men usually gain weight after marriage because their partners take care of the home from cleaning the floors to keeping bed warm. Bellies grow big in no time if your wife can cook well!

6.Your Head Will Slowly Turn Into a Soccer Stadium

The picture says it all! Hair is one of the many things men will miss after marriage. Marriage doesn't cause hair loss, but the age does. Stress is often linked to increased hair loss, so men who are into bad marriages are at increased risk of losing hair.

7.This is How You are Going to Play

Your playmates change after marriage! You will have tiny humans in your home to play with! Life will never be the same once you have kids. Playing with kids is one of the life's most beautiful moments, so it is worth all the sacrifices you are going to make.

8.Married Men Will Understand

You don't believe this but most urban men from this generation find fapping better than sex. This image perfectly differentiates how married men struggle to find time for their personal fun! Single men think married men are lucky to have a girl next to them 24/7, while married men remember and cherish those marathon fapping sessions when they were single!

9.It's the End of All Stunts

Do you remember the stunts all those you have done when you are single to impress ladies? If you try to redo all those stunts after marriage, you probably put yourself in problems, like how this dude nearly got drowned by his overweight wife. Stunts are fun, but take care!

10.Your Partying Habits Change

Gone are the days where you spend your entire Friday night drunk and wasted, wake up only to find yourself at unknown places! Like it or not, you have to cut down on partying, and may have to spend time with your wife like this yawning husband!

11.From Hot To Pot

Women do get fat after marriage! This may sound more like a stereotype, but this is a fact. Women put up a lot of weight due to many reasons. From pregnancy to decreased interest in personal care due to family issues, lots of things make a married woman fat. This picture perfectly shows how hot girls turn into some kind of fat tires after marriage!

12.Your Taste Needs an Approval Every Time

You can't shop like you always used to do, buying stuff you like the most. Once you are married, you will have a critique next to you all the time. You can still buy what you want, but make sure you aren't buying it against your partner's wish!

13.Grooming Isn't Your Thing Anymore

Men or women, who are married or in a relationship for longer time, tend to think its absolutely okay to stay 'natural' at home. Once you are married, you hardly care about grooming!

14.Bills Can be Frustratingly Long

If you think marriage is all about love, cuddling and sex, you are wrong. Marriage is a responsibility. It is the biggest responsibility you ever carry on your shoulders. You need to take care of partner and children. You are no longer a happy go lucky man! You can't be one, if you are married.

15.True Story

This one is perfectly true. Soaps and sugar are much better, as you may even have to buy sanitary napkins or tampons from local store! This is all part of marriage, and there's no escaping! If you truly love someone, you would be doing it anyway.

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