12 Best Roast Me Posts On Reddit Ever
Sunday, Aug 23, 2020, 12:46 pm
By:James Fraser
If you haven't checked Roast Me subreddit on Reddit yet, you are probably missing a lot of fun. "Roast Me" is a hilarious subreddit where people post their photos asking redditors to roast them with vicious comments. If you ever wonder what it feels like to be bullied, just take a selfie, post it there, and watch Reddit trolls leaving highly insulting yet hilarious feedback! Don't forget to hold a sign that reads /R/RoastMe as a token of consent. If you are someone who gets offended easily, "Roast Me" isn't a great place for you. However, if you love dark humor, check these 12 Reddit Roast Me posts that are way too hilarious!
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1.This Savage Comment
"You should have held up that sign during your mom's ultrasound, and saved everyone a lot of trouble."
What a way to start this topic! We don't think that person could get roasted in any better way than this. Anyway, if someone looks as weird as this person in the picture, they are definitely going to receive mean comments. The Reddit user "MyRighteousAss" delivered an amazing "burn" that would scar the victim in photo for life! We are sure someone might have gifted them gold for the ultimate roast.
2.This Poor Girl
"I bet you got a freckle for each time you got fucked in college."
Well, this is another mean comment! Hey, wait, aren't we here only to read such awful reactions? If you ask people to make fun of you, they are definitely going to talk about your weaknesses. This vile comment is nasty enough to make that girl feel depressed, but remember, its she who posted her picture requesting redditors to roast her. Nonetheless, freckles aren't always as bad as many people think.
3.This Hilarious Comment
"Pillsbury dough is supposed to be baked, not roasted."
With that being said, that Reddit user successfully managed to roast the white guy with glasses! The roast wasn't as offensive as their username, though! The way the guy's face was compared to dough was hilarious. White men often get insulting yet funny remarks about their pale skin. A bit of tan and beard can save them from racial slurs, but then again, people like the one in the picture prefers retaining their natural appearance.
4.That Was Rude
"My grandfather roasted your gf's family. In Hiroshima."
Going by the comment, it is evident that Redditor "mattcuz83" was referring to American nuclear attack on Japanese cities, Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Well, that was indeed a vile comment, but given the fact "/R/RoastMe" is full of such spiteful responses, it wasn't a surprise. On a scale of 1 to 10, this "roast" deserves anything over nine in terms of its offensiveness.
5.Do You Breastfeed Yourself?
"When you're hungry, do you breastfeed yourself?"
Isn't the comment hilarious? Well, if you ask redditors to roast you by posting a picture like this, don't expect them to talk anything other than man boobs! People are definitely going to talk about the flabby body. Hey, do you know the members of "/R/RoastMe" are notorious for trolling and insulting even the hottest people with amazing bodies? Making fun of fat people is a piece of cake for them! Anyway, we need to appreciate this man for his willingness to accept people's rudeness!
6.This Is Hilarious
Girl: "I draw for a living. Come at me scrublords."
Reddit: "Did you draw your face?"
Damn, that comment was spot on! We got to agree that girl looks a little weird, and no wonder redditor "ZippityZoppity" attacked her looks. By saying "Did you draw your face?" he made fun of girl's looks as well as her drawing skills all at once! Well, the girl would definitely remember the rude retort for a long time! The good thing about "/R/RoastMe" is that it lets people find their flaws and explore their real self! If you really want to know what society thinks about you, you just need to ask redditors to roast you!
7.The Double Burn
"I'm going to assume that you're fucking a third-rate local rapper that treats you like dogshit."
"At least dogshit gets picked up off the park grass when the dog is done with his business."
These two comments definitely go down as the meanest roasts of the topic. Well, that's exactly how some people feel like upon seeing a woman who dresses like this girl in the picture. Over 600 people upvoted the comment, which was a clear indication of the popular opinion. All we can do now is feel sorry for the girl and check the next roast!
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8.Straight On His Big Teeth
"Are you holding the handle of your gigantic toothbrush?"
Well, that was an accurate roast! His teeth were big enough not to go unnoticed, especially on a platform that would examine every visible physical feature of an individual to make fun of them. Frankly speaking, his teeth weren't that bad! They were little bigger than the usual size. All that guy needed was a little dental work to save him from major embarrassment, but it was his choice anyway!
9.This Girl With Tape-Like Hair
"It's like the tape was ripped out of 50 different audio cassettes and dropped on your head."
If you don't straightway understand the comment, you are probably too young to be on the internet! The 80s and the 90s kids can very well relate to the comment. Her hair does look like the magnetic tape of audio cassettes. It wasn't really an insult from an ordinary man's perspective, but it was definitely a roast in the eye of a self-loving woman. Can you recall any girl who doesn't get offended when you say bad things about her hair or makeup?!
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10.Roasting An Already-Roasted Girlfriend
"You left your sex doll in the oven too long."
This is yet another hilarious roast that is sure to crack up people right away! Instead of roasting that neatly dressed guy, people chose his somewhat weird-looking girlfriend. As you can read, the Reddit user "WayTooMuchAadam" decided to roast that girl as opposed to the boy. They compared her to a sex doll that was left in the oven a little too long! Let's hope that redditors gave that guy some well-deserved roasts as well. Well, this picture also appears as if that man in whites is asking him to roast him like his girl, referring to her tan!
11.This Epic Roast!
"I like the way your eyeliner points in the two directions that your parents went when they got divorced."
We must admit that this roast is one of the best on the topic. Well, that was a creative comment, and no wonder some random stranger gifted "sothisis30" gold! Is her eyeliner really conveying that message? Really!? Well, if you read that roast a couple of times while watching the girl, you may find that funny comment very convincing! We are sure people might have commented about her nose ring as well!
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12.A Genuine Question, Though
"I can't tell if you're a 15-year-old nerd or a 40-year-old lesbian."
Here comes the last roast of the topic. That kid in the picture looks awkward enough to mistake for a 40-year-old butch, at least in the picture! Hey, do you want to get yourself roasted by the Reddit community? Well, go ahead, post your selfie or a picture consenting to be roasted and watch trolls ripping your pride apart and throw it everywhere! Even if you are an extremely good-looking person, you are still going to take some extremely negative feedback home.
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