15 People Confess Their Actual Porn Scenario

Friday, Jul 15, 2022, 4:54 pm
By:James Fraser

Porn video plots are pretty awkward. They go like this. When a nurse walks into a patient's room, he miraculously gets cured and becomes healthy enough to have a full blown intercourse!  Every time a repairman visits a home, he ends up screwing more than one thing. And, pizza delivery guys always get their share of fun because ladies they meet don't have money to pay for pizzas! Porn movie makers see plot as most useless thing in a movie, and keep all their focus on 'money shots'. 
Can those plots we usually see in porn movies happen in real life? They do happen! Here are fifteen people who shared their sexual encounters on Reddit that are more or less an implausible porn movie plot.
1.This Guy Who F*cked His Friend's Divorced Mom

I went to a friend's wedding in another country. As I arranged to go at the last minute I could not find a hotel room for the night. My friends divorced mother offered that I stay at her house. I've only seen her mother a couple of times before, but accepted to stay over. After everyone left to their hotel rooms, her mom and I were alone, a few drinks later we were naked on the couch and a few minutes later we were in the bedroom.
Best 3 day weekend away in a long time :)
We have two kinds of readers here. One that thinks the guy here got lucky, and the other that thinks this is morally incorrect. If you ask our stand on this, we would probably put the blame on booze!

This Guy Who F*cked His Friend's Divorced Mom-15 People Confess Their Actual Porn Scenario

2.This Girl Who Slept With Her Chemistry Teacher

I slept with my organic chemistry tutor, more than once. He was just so nice. It turns out he wasn't very good at chemistry though. A few weeks into it, I realized some of the things he was teaching me were completely wrong. So that was the end of that.
Students in their early twenties are not mature enough to understand the complications of an awkward relationship, especially the relationships they have with their teachers. There are many men and women who are in their thirties now and regret their affairs with teachers. There have been many cases of teachers sleeping with their students and the numbers keep rising every year. Seems like there are many teachers who chose the wrong profession during their graduation.

This Girl Who Slept With Her Chemistry Teacher-15 People Confess Their Actual Porn Scenario

3.Things Went Pretty Fast There

In college, I go home for the summer and live with my parents while working a summer job. I run out of checks one day and walk into a local branch of my national bank to order more. I'm pointed into an office where a girl just a little older than I am is sitting behind a desk. She sees me and smile. While ordering the checks, we get to small talk and I find out she's new to the area and has just graduated. The bank job is her first right out of school. We begin to flirt a bit and I notice how Damn good she looks in blazer. Finally, she asks for my address to put on the check headers and I give her my home address. She freezes, smiles, and then tells me she just moved in down the street from me. We laugh about it and I tell her few things about my lifelong neighbors. It was almost 5 and she told me that if I wanted to wait around, she was going to grab a beer after work. I did. We fucked in the bank parking lot less than 20 mins later and then almost every night for the rest of the summer.
This list can be very frustrating to single guys who badly want to mingle. The trick here is keeping a conversation alive and exciting. Sex is fun, but safety is important as well. Pack your meat, before stepping up heat!

Things Went Pretty Fast There-15 People Confess Their Actual Porn Scenario

4.This Young Fella Who F*cked a Woman Who Was Twice His Age

Now that I think about this, i (early 20s) went to a womans (late 40s) house to fix her computer and ended up plowing her later. on her bed in front of a mirror. was pretty good. did it the next few times she needed service.
Probably half of the all the porn videos ever made have this same plot where plumbers, repairmen, pizza delivery guys etc making out with older ladies.

This Young Fella Who F*cked a Woman Who Was Twice His Age-15 People Confess Their Actual Porn Scenario

5.Here Comes the Pizza Delivery Guy

I was a pizza guy for 3 years. Delivered to this one cute girl. Anyhow handed her the pizza, had her sign and while she did she poked her booty out quite nicely. Then she had my attention. But typical me didn't make any conversation. She handed me back the receipt asked if I had a FB. I said no, but I can give you my phone number. Minutes after I got in my car she texted me talking dirty stuff. So when I got off my shift I came back over and it happened. Didn't happen on the spot, but I came back and got the job done shortly after. It counts. Right?
We just talked about pizza delivery guys, right? Here we have a real life pizza delivery guy who had fun with a girl just like what you usually see in porn videos. Though the encounter is not exactly the same, it still counts!

Here Comes the Pizza Delivery Guy-15 People Confess Their Actual Porn Scenario

6.Another Day, Another Couple

Well... I guess my mom and step-dad were in one. He was a handyman who came over to fix our dishwasher. Next thing I knew he was coming over nightly. 2 weeks in I asked my mom, "Why don't you just replace the darn dishwasher? I'm sick of this guy over ever night...."

Another Day, Another Couple-15 People Confess Their Actual Porn Scenario

7.This Workplace Romance

I worked as an IT guy for a few years in a big company. Used to always chat and joke with the girls whose pcs i was fixing. Did this a few times with the MILF of a receptionist. One day after helping her she goes oh can you look at the franking machine in supply closet. Goes into the closet with me turns me around kisses me and then drops to her knees and sucks me off. The best blowjob i have ever had. About a week later we fucked in the server room of the office.
Dating coworkers is common, but romancing them right in the office is something that isn't common at all. You can guess the outcome when a workplace romance goes wrong. Getting into an awkward relationship is a personal choice, but romancing at workplace is not ethically good.

This Workplace Romance-15 People Confess Their Actual Porn Scenario


8.That's How The Dude Gets Girls

I was moving to a new apartment after a breakup, so I had all of my stuff as well as my ex's stuff, because he had taken off to go "find himself" in Bali, leaving me to handle all these arrangements. Emotionally vulnerable is too mild of a term to describe me on that day.
Anyway, I hired a moving company that was kind of a hot mess. Told me they had insurance, then said it expired, showed up an hour late, etc. But, they were 2 really nice guys who worked quickly. They also happened to be super hot.
So, we get to my new apartment and they're moving stuff in. I left briefly to go pick up pizza for all of us to eat once they were done. When I got back, the owner (and hotter of the 2) told me very apologetically that they had forgotten my bed frame at the old apartment! Oh no. But, he said he'd go back and pick it up and drop it off later that evening, after their next moving job, if it was alright with me.
He texts me when he's heading back with the bed frame and mild flirting ensues. He drops it off and stands awkwardly at the door. I ask if he wants a drink. We both get hammered on red bull and raspberry vodka (don't judge, I had just moved), and fucked on my couch.
To conclude this long story short, that guy may well have left that bed in the old apartment intentionally. To get women (or men), you need to put an effort. You can't simply wait to let things happen. They are not going to happen on their own!

That's How The Dude Gets Girls-15 People Confess Their Actual Porn Scenario

9.Another Porn Like Scenario

I install cable for time warner. First job of the day is swapping a cable box for this cute black woman. Shes just in her robe and she's giving me the eye the whole time I'm there. She gets a call from some guy and they're arguing and I can tell it's an ex or something. She hangs up and apologizes for getting into it with him. She tells me he's white (I'm a shy little white guy) and that she loves white boys. I'm all finished and wrap up with my usual, "is there anything else I can do for you?" She motions to me to come over and starts running my cock through my pants. I'm instantly hard and she pulls it out and sucks the shit out of my dick. Full on hot pornstar blow job, spitting on it, gagging, moaning, the whole nine yards. I finish on her tits and we look at each other like we can't believe that just happened. I zip up and she tells me she's 43 and has a son about my age. She looked like she was 25 and I was in total shock. Made me feel weird so I left without getting her number.
Few things to keep in mind when you are to put yourself in an inappropriate or awkward sexual relationship.
1. Are you happy with that in first place?
2. If yes, what's your take on ethics?
3. Do you think you may hurt someone (your girlfriend/boyfriend or even parents) when they came to know about your sexual relationship?
4. Quickies are great, but do you always use protection?
Have fun, but don't complicate your life!

Another Porn Like Scenario-15 People Confess Their Actual Porn Scenario


10.This Lucky Freshman

In my freshman year of college I was thrown (literally thrown - my friends picked me up and threw me) into a room with three upperclassmen girls I had just met an hour earlier. I was apologetic, but turns out they had asked my friends to do it and so they pounced. One had to leave, but I wound up engaging in relations with two of them simultaneously. Greatest night of my life.
and of course I took a fucking selfie I'm a young man covered in attractive women after spending high school as the tubby loner: http://i.imgur.com/YfnnHTL.jpg
You got to believe that things like this happen! This guy has got two, all at once, while many men complain that they don't even have one even after years of trying!

This Lucky Freshman-15 People Confess Their Actual Porn Scenario

11.This Guy Who Wasn't That Good at Repairing Air Conditioners, But...

I was staying in a hotel and my air con wasn't working so I called the front desk and they sent someone up. That someone was a painfully hot puerto rican concierge who did not know how to fix air cons. It was about 11pm and no repair person on call. He gave it a go, lifted the panel off, trying to look like he was doing something, which made me laugh, which made him laugh. He apologized and offered me some complimentary wine. Came back with two glasses and a cheeky grin. We had sex against the window wall looking out over the city.
We bet any other guy wouldn't bring two glasses with him. Talk about confidence! It's all about making right moves at the right time, isn't it? However, you need to know how to deal situations when something goes wrong or getting embarrassing.

This Guy Who Wasn't That Good at Repairing Air Conditioners, But...-15 People Confess Their Actual Porn Scenario


12.Another Workplace Romance Scenario

I'm in pest control, and i service a chain of drugstores in my city. Anyhoo, one of these drugstores has a seperate storeroom that a supervisor has to unlock for me. Now, this supervisor had been bugging me for my number/Facebook for a while and i had been successfully dodging her advances, because she's not really my type. Eventually, i gave her my number, kinda just to get her off my back? Immediately started getting nude texts and the such, and i reciprocated, cause i don't know, i was all horned up i guess. So, one day we're in the back room, and she sat me down, and gave me a pretty solid bj, told me to come in her mouth etc. Now it's twice a month on the regular, and i can't seem to stop myself, even though it's pretty risky, because the pharmacy has keys to the room as well.
Almost all business have security cameras installed in their offices, particularly in places like storerooms where there can be a scope for theft. Getting romantic in office can sometimes go terribly wrong. You may get fired, or you may have to deal with a manager or someone who has your sex tape in possession.

Another Workplace Romance Scenario-15 People Confess Their Actual Porn Scenario

13.This Lucky Husband

So my 40th birthday was approaching, and my wife asked me what I wanted for my birthday. I jokingly said "a threesome". She ended up asking one of our good friends (female) if she would fuck me for my birthday. She said yes, so on my birthday, I got said friend presented to me in heels and lingerie, while my wife took pictures.
Is that even possible? We never know what people and their brains are up to! Well, as long as the people who are involved in this have no problem, we have no problem as well. As we keep on saying, it all comes down to personal choice of an individual.

This Lucky Husband-15 People Confess Their Actual Porn Scenario

14.Having Good Time With Dad's Boss

I was seduced and had sexy time with my dad's boss.
Important: I'm a guy.
I was probably 27 and she was 40-ish. Went to my dads office to go to lunch with him and met her. She asked if we could talk sometime about stuff that relates to what I do and blah blah blah set up a meeting with me.
In the meeting it took her about 20 minutes before she stopped flirting and just got physical. Once that happened it went full porno style, including a money shot.
We got together to hook up about 5 more times after that. Good times.
Did the dad got promotion? We have no idea! Having fun with dad's boss? This is one of the most complicated sexual relationships to get into.

Having Good Time With Dad's Boss-15 People Confess Their Actual Porn Scenario

15.This Time a Babysitter

I was the part time babysitter for a family that lived near me (I was 20 at the time). They were a cute couple in their mid 30s. The dad and I had playfully flirted often but nothing major.
Their relationship started to hit the rocks and they were fighting a lot. They had gotten into a big spat while out on their date night, and when they got home she stormed out and went and stayed with her sister I guess. He was a wreck so I stayed and consoled him. We had a few glasses of wine (and he had already had a few on the date) and we started to kiss and touch. Eventually we had sex on the couch. This happened a few more times over the course of the summer until I left for college.
Babysitter concept is another favorite plot for porn. This lady explains how she ended up in bed with a married man. Sometimes it's hard to control feelings, and we generally put ourselves into inappropriate situations. You should avoid yourself from getting into such relationships if you feel you are going to regret later.

This Time a Babysitter-15 People Confess Their Actual Porn Scenario



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