Given the fact how lazy we humans are, God has to come up with something really great to keep this human population growing! Thanks to him, we now have a thing called sex, which is the most important thing in life for many people around the world. Sex is great. However, there is always a deep and dark side attached to it. Here are fifteen people who shared their gross, bizarre and horrible sex stories.
7.Isn't That Cannibalism?
"When my ex pulled out, he shot one long thick rope of cum straight up his own nose. He then threw up because it dripped down the back of his throat."
It sounds funny, but when people (men and women) eat cum (semen), they are kind of eating something that has LIFE. Yes, millions of sperm cells live inside semen. Let us keep the jokes aside, and tell you a quick semen fact. Semen does have loads of nutrients, and it is absolutely not dangerous to consume as long as person who produces it doesn't suffer from STDs.
8.This Nut Busting Accident
"I was on top of my husband and he went to slap my ass. He missed and accidentally slapped his balls pretty hard. I almost passed out from laughing so hard. That was almost three years ago and he hasn't tried to slap my ass in bed since."
Why getting kicked in the balls hurt so much? Ballsack is a major design flaw in human body. It is one of the most important body parts, and yet it hardly has a protection. When you compare testicles with hands or legs, testicles usually are more sensitive and somewhat complicated in structure with more nerves. This causes extreme pain when they are hurt.
9.He Must Be Very Tired
"My ex-boyfriend came over one night, exhausted from a long day at work. He insisted on giving me oral sex, and right in the middle of it his technique improved a lot. I was about to ask what happened, when I heard him start to snore. He fell asleep right in the middle of giving me oral!"
It is usual for men to fall sleep once they are done, but here, this guy has slept right in the middle of the act. Why do men fall asleep after having sex? When men ejaculate, a hormone named 'prolactin' is released in excess amounts. This hormone is known for causing drowsiness.
