After reading these hilarious responses, you will not have any problems accepting the fact that women can be really weird sometimes. Most of the girls you are about to know and read now are precisely the kind of women every man fears to meet in his life. Some of these ladies are stupid, dumb and funny as well. Don't waste any time, and jump right in to read these fifteen most awkward things girls have ever said to guys.
10.And This Weird Question
I was sitting alone at a bar around 10pm on a wednesday night. About one drink in, a drunk soccer mom sat down next to me and blurted out, "im old enough to be your mom, are you single?". She must have been mid 40's, I was 24.
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11.Oh Boy, Check this Super Detective Lady
On my first date with a girl I met online she explained mid dinner how once upon a time she was giving her boyfriend head the night after a party and could taste lady juice. She therefore deduced he was cheating on her and dumped him mid blowjob.
Somehow we still ended up having sex. Single male brain decision making baffles me sometimes.
12.And this Funny Drunk Lady
I still don't understand it.
She was drunk. I was drunk. We just met. We flirted.
We were on a friend's front porch, waiting for that friend to come back with food. We kept flirting, but neither one of us made a move. We were also getting hungrier and wondering what kind of food our friend would bring back. We hoped for pizza and salad from this trendy pizza place nearby.
Somehow, the two desires (hunger and flirting) got crisscrossed in her head. She turned towards me, leaned close, gazed into my eyes, and in a seductive voice said, "If I was salad, how hard would you rape me?"
