15 Guys Reveal The Most Awkward Thing A Girl Has Ever Said To Them
Monday, Aug 17, 2020, 4:59 pm
By:James Fraser
After reading these hilarious responses, you will not have any problems accepting the fact that women can be really weird sometimes. Most of the girls you are about to know and read now are precisely the kind of women every man fears to meet in his life. Some of these ladies are stupid, dumb and funny as well. Don't waste any time, and jump right in to read these fifteen most awkward things girls have ever said to guys.
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1.This Embarrassing Question
"Have you ever raped someone before?"
This was immediately after 100% consensual sex.
-cypressboz
2.Oh Boy, This is Seriously Awkward!
"You can only fuck me in the ass because I want to be a virgin until I'm married."
A really weird way to lose my virginity.
-DeadNotSleepingWI
3.This Hilarious Incident
During college I was invited to my friend's room to drink with her and her new roommate. After a few shots we started playing this game "F You" with some cards. The roommate kept hitting me with a "Fuck Subliminary" so it was obvious what was about to transpire. My friend left her room and we immediately get down to business. After around 5 thrusts she goes "Stop stop stop!" I was worried and replied "What?!"
I will remember this till the day I die. She replies "You're a Republican, right? Because I can't have sex with any liberals."
I looked her straight in the eye and said "I fucking love Ronald Reagan."
-Subliminary
4.The Girl Who was All After a Guy's Toes!
One time in college I was standing in the elevator in my dorm and this girl just stares at my feet and says "you have really nice toes". I saw her in the elevator a couple weeks later and she says to me "hey you're the guy with nice toes".
My toes are regular toes, they have a little bit of hair on them too.
-CaptainFlacid
5.And the Bizarre Sexual Fetish
Once, after a lonely and drunk night at the bar in which I went home alone, I made an OKCUpid account. I made my profile picture one of my cuddling with a baby elephant, then passed the fuck out.
I awoke to a raging hangover and a message in my inbox from a very large woman who had written out a list of sexual things she wanted to do to me, including, but not limited to, "sticking that elephants nose up my ass like a muppet and blowing air out my mouth like a foghorn."
I deleted the account.
-sharkiest
6.Probably the Most Embarrassing Situation the Guy Ever Faced
As we are watching a porno together.
"Your dick is bigger than his (the porn guy). Oh wait, he's getting harder. Wow. Ok, nevermind."
7.When Every Guy's True Nightmare Came True
On prom night I was making out with my prom date and she said "you're way better than (other kid at post prom party)"
Don't say that.
Also asked if I was wearing a condom. While I was clothed. Was not.
-acejohn
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8.And This Weird Puppy Stuff
I had a girl in high school tell me that no one would date me because I am too much like a puppy, and no one wants to fuck a puppy, which would be hurtful and not that weird except that she then followed it up with "But I fuck puppies…"
-Mopey_Zoo_Lion
9.This Shocking Revelation
I've shared this before, but probably this one time I went down on a girl. She was really enjoying it, and she said it reminded her of something. Of course I ask, "what's that?" and she replies "when my dad used to go down on me as a girl".
-despitegirls
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10.And This Weird Question
I was sitting alone at a bar around 10pm on a wednesday night. About one drink in, a drunk soccer mom sat down next to me and blurted out, "im old enough to be your mom, are you single?". She must have been mid 40's, I was 24.
-addison_thorn
11.Oh Boy, Check this Super Detective Lady
On my first date with a girl I met online she explained mid dinner how once upon a time she was giving her boyfriend head the night after a party and could taste lady juice. She therefore deduced he was cheating on her and dumped him mid blowjob.
Somehow we still ended up having sex. Single male brain decision making baffles me sometimes.
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12.And this Funny Drunk Lady
I still don't understand it.
She was drunk. I was drunk. We just met. We flirted.
We were on a friend's front porch, waiting for that friend to come back with food. We kept flirting, but neither one of us made a move. We were also getting hungrier and wondering what kind of food our friend would bring back. We hoped for pizza and salad from this trendy pizza place nearby.
Somehow, the two desires (hunger and flirting) got crisscrossed in her head. She turned towards me, leaned close, gazed into my eyes, and in a seductive voice said, "If I was salad, how hard would you rape me?"
-zeroarkana
13.And This Real Awkward Wish
My ex asked if I would helicopter my flaccid penis for her.
-tonybarreraofficial
14.This Awkward Girlfriend
"I already bought your birthday present, so you can't break up with me until at least after your birthday"
We'd been dating for three months, my birthday was still two months away, and I broke up with her a week later.
15.The Girl Who Couldn't Figure out Her Stupidity
She was trying to be "nice" and told me I'd make a nice back up if her first few choices don't work out. She couldn't wrap her dumb little head around why that wasn't a compliment.
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