15 Racist Jokes That Are Ridiculously Hilarious
Saturday, Aug 15, 2020, 1:01 pm
By:James Fraser
Racist jokes are everywhere, Every social networking site on the internet has some racist people on it making fun of each other. Racism is not just limited to a particular race. It's stereotyping a person based on his/her birth place or ethnicity, and it can apply to anyone, We all have been a victim of racism one or the other way once in our life. So, It's time to read some hilarious racist jokes. Remember, reading and laughing at these jokes doesn't make you a racist, but if you go out in public and make fun of people on their race then you most definitely are a racist. So DO NOT note down these jokes to laugh at other people and get arrested. This is a collection of funny racist jokes, which means, you are going to find jokes on almost all races! It's not specifically a black thing, a white thing or a Jew thing. These jokes are hilarious, though. Have fun reading some of the best offensive race jokes we could find on the internet.
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1.The Most Confusing Day In A Ghetto?
What's the most confusing day in a Ghetto?
-Father's Day!
2.What Is Commonly Found In Cells?
Failed my biology test today:
They asked, "What is commonly found in cells?" Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.
3.What Do You Call?
What do you call 500 white guys jumping out of a plane?
-Snow!
4.How Do Asians Name Their Babies?
How do Asians name their baby?
They throw a silver plate down the stairs and wait until the plate makes a sound they like!
5.Why Are Black People Good At Basketball?
Why are black people good at basketball?
-It's because all they have to do is steal, run and shoot!
6.How Was Copper Wire Made?
How was the first ever copper wire made?
-When two Jews were fighting over a penny!
7.Black Guy And Mexican Guy
There were a black guy and Mexican guy traveling in a car. Guess who was driving the car?
-A cop!
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8.White Naked Woman And A Black Naked Woman
What's the difference between a naked white woman and a naked black woman?
-The naked white girl is seen on a Playboy, while the naked black woman is seen on National Geographic!
9.What Do You Call A White Guy Surrounded By Black Men?
What do you call a white guy surrounded by three black men?
-In trouble.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by five black men?
-Coach.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 black men?
-Prison Warden.
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10.Why Don't You Play UNO With Mexicans?
Why Don't You Play UNO with Mexican friends?
-They steal all the green cards.
11.How Many Cops Does It Take Change A Light Bulb?
How many cops does it take to change a light bulb in prison?
-None. They just beat the room for being black.
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12.A White, Mexican And Black Man On A Ship
There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship. The ship was sinking, so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need." The Mexican threw off tacos; the black man threw off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.
13.Difference Between White And Black Fairy Tale
What's the difference between a white and black fairytale?
-White begins, "once upon a time," black begins, "Y'all motherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit!"
14.What They Say About Black Men!
A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men." So he stabs her and steals her purse.
15.How Do You Blindfold An Asian?
How do you blindfold an Asian?
-With a dental floss, of course!
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