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I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you

You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.

You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.

Do you have a quarter? My mother told me to call home when I met the girl of my dreams

Do you have a quarter? My mother told me to call home when I met the girl of my dreams

Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long

Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock

If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the Holidays?

If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the Holidays?

I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house

I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous

Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way the right way

Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way the right way

Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let's go screw

Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let's go screw

Your body's name must be visa, because it's everywhere I want to be

Your body's name must be visa, because it's everywhere I want to be

Breakfast

Anniversary

Don't eye up others

Don't eye up others

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