This Awkward Situation

2017-07-13

"I was having sex with my girlfriend doggy-style and noticed a piece of toilet paper had been "left behind." I had such a bad internal conflict about whether to tell her or to remove it myself; I went limp. She started crying and accused me of not being attracted to her anymore. FML"

We are technologically advanced enough to destroy our entire planet with our firepower, but can't design a cheap toilet paper that doesn't leave bits of it after wiping! Sad!