Weirdest Toilet Papers
Monday, Aug 24, 2020, 7:31 pm
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1.Gold
For the rich and famous, and anyone who wants to feel rich and famous, there is this gold toilet paper. A perfect roll for those who think highly of themselves and their bathroom habits. Anyone who enters this bathroom will feel like they just hit the lottery ... the bathroom lottery, at least.
2.Royal
A throne is meant for a king, and so is this toilet paper. Complete with a knight holding it for you, the emblems will make anyone feel like royalty as they sit high and mighty upon the porcelain god of the bathroom. It's hard to imagine royalty would do anything that barbaric, but everyone poops.
3.Sand Paper
This toilet paper is more of a novelty item, but it's very funny inonetheless. You've heard of people say that a certain restroom, or brand's, toilet paper felt like sand paper on their delicate back end. Well, what if you entered the bathroom to find this for toilet paper. Ouch!
4.Hitler
You don't have to be Jewish to enjoy this toilet paper. Most anyone would get some joy by smearing Hitler's face with their own poop, or maybe some pee. To see him degraded, soiled, and then flushed away has just made having to use the bathroom so much more worthwhile.
5.Advertising
First it was the radio, then television, and then the internet. Now advertising is popping up on your toilet paper. This can be looked at in two ways. The restaurant is making sure their brand is known, but when someone wipes their butt with your ad, isn't that sort of a diss?
6.Math
Grab a pen on your way to use the bathroom, so you can solve fun math problems while you go. Use your mind to make the time go by as you sit there as we all need to do, some more than others. But be courteous to other members of your family. Make sure to use flush in order to not spoil the next person's fun by giving them the answers.
7.Chinese
Do you want to learn a new language? When you are using the bathroom seems like the best time, according to the manufacturers of this toilet paper. Filled with Chinese words, it might make sense in China, or to those who speak the language, but to American's, it's a nice decoration.
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8.Oragami
This is fun for the whole family. Making little oragamis while you sit on the throne. However, once you've assembled the toilet paper into the oragami, and you've done your business, do you use the oragami to clean up? It would make sense in order not to waste toilet paper.
9.Sudoko
Now this loos like fun. A little sudoko while you sit on the think tank. If you have a pen you can pass the time trying to figure out the puzzles. But be careful that you don't sit too long. You don't want to end up with a ring around your butt, or have your legs fall asleep. it's been known to happen.
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10.Hearts
Great for Valentine's Day, or for year round lovers. This heart toilet paper looks too good to use and adds a bit of whimsy to the bathroom. What better way to show those you love just how much you care about their most sensitive parts. I hear this toilet paper, do you?
11.Riddles
I don't know about you, but when I use the bathroom I like the laugh. The funnier the better, too. Admit it, who doesn't like to read when they're on the can. With this toilet paper you kill two birds with one stone. And you get a big chuckle, you can share with friends later.
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12.Knit
Would you really use knit toilet paper to tidy up your business? This household seems to think so. Or maybe it's just there for decoration. A funny way to trick people, I just hope there is some real toilet paper nearby, or all this hard work is going to waste ... and it won't be white for long.
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