Tuesday, Aug 25, 2020, 4:59 pm

By:James Fraser

When we are busy enjoying some sexy moments, we hardly care about the things that are going on around us (unless doing something we shouldn't). At times, we have to stop sex in the middle for weird, awkward or just some random reason. Here are fifteen funny stories shared by people about why they had to stop the 'act' in the middle! Distractions… distractions everywhere!

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1.Not Just the Couple, Many Things Were on Fire on that Day

My lampshade caught on fire and set off the smoke alarm. We had a candle burning too close to it.

2.Be Nice to Pets or...

Girl was giving me head, and her cat took the gnarliest diarrhea dump in the middle of the room, and it was so foul that she almost started crying, and we had to leave the apartment. That cat fucking hated me.

3.Apparently, Someone Terribly Failed at Hygiene

We changed position to doggy style > Brownish toilet paper still stuck between her butt-cheeks.

4.Reason Not to Let Pets Play on Bed During The Act

My girlfriend's dog licked my asshole. Got all the way in. Insta lose-a-boner!

5.This Little Disturbance

Her two-year-old son suddenly said mommy from right next to the bed.

6.Worst Place to Find a Cockroach

A cockroach scampered across the booty. 

7.Opportunity To Unearth Some Hidden Treasure

She kept complaining about her vagina not smelling right, but she thought it was the new fabric softener messing with her girl parts. We start humping, and after a few pumps, I felt like I was hitting something inside of her, and I was, it was a 1-week old tampon. I fished it out for her and the smell was incredible, I almost vomited, it took days to wash it out of my hands. The color of the discharge was brown/green and poured out like water; I'll never forget that sight or smell.

8.And Some Commercial Breaks in Between

One time I thought it was really funny to pause every few minutes for a commercial break: "This fuck is brought to you by Pennzoil. Pennzoil lubricates everything." She didn't find that funny.

9.They Heard Something... Unusual

10.An Unwanted Guest

We stopped when I heard her mother's giggles. I don't know how long she was watching us, but it grossed me out. 

11.The Worst Way to Breakup Ever?

Right in the middle of it I had an epiphany that I couldn't be with this guy anymore and told him "Hey it's over" while his dick was inside me.  Probably wasn't the best time for a breakup. 

12.Stopped by a Wombat

I was on a camping trip in Australia, and we were warned to keep food in the car or else the wombats (basically a type of koala) would tear through the tent looking for a midnight feast. I don't know if it was the smell of the condoms or lube but in the middle of the sex, I found myself having to escort an unwanted marsupial out of the tent. 

13.Guy Got Annoyed by a Cute Little Pomeranian

She brought this little yippy Pomeranian with her that she would not let out of her sight. It's laying on the bed with us, and things are getting heavy, and we're doing the deed but every time we'd slightly bump the dog, it'd start growling and snipping at me, so eventually, I got annoyed and got up and said in a firm voice "out" and it ran out of the room. She got all pissy and said we're done hooking up if I don't let him back in and I said I guess we're done.

14.Blocked by a Cop Dad

I stopped after I hear her father waking up and going to the bathroom. He was a cop, and I was in high school... and really not supposed to be anywhere near his house.

15.This 'Ouch' Moment

He slapped my vulva really hard without warning. I started bleeding; I cried. I went home. WTF?

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