15 Tinder Horror Stories That Will Give You Nightmares
Thursday, Aug 20, 2020, 4:48 pm
By:James Fraser
Online dating apps like Tinder have grown to become a primary source for scouting potential partners. Not only do the apps save time, but also help people to turn down anyone who they don't like without getting into the sensitive. They are good. On a bad day, they can give you nightmares too. You never know who you are meeting until you meet them. Here are fifteen online dating horror stories that nearly made people think not to date again!
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1.This Clueless Dude
Showed up to the restaurant, waited about 30 minutes. Ordered myself some food and was about to leave when he texted me: "there's a liquor store across the street from the restaurant, can you pick me up 2 six packs?" I told him I wouldn't. He says he's decided to play frisbee with his dog instead. Deleted app, went to liquor store, picked up wine and went home. He texted me for a month or so after to tell me he's just bought tickets to see me dance (I'm a retired ballerina, haven't been in anything for a few years). Then he texts me an hour after and tells me how great I was on stage. I never responded. Dating is too confusing. I'm all done.
-buttermuseum
2.At least She Didn't Bring Her Dad!
Went on a date with a girl who had already told her whole family about me, before we even met. And she wanted me to meet them in person on the first date.
Nope.
-WolfofPortland
3.This Guy Who Got 'Car-zoned'!
My buddy isn't the smartest man. He picked a chick up and drove to a motel. They were walking into the room and she says, "oh shit, I forgot my purse in the car do you mind if I go grab it?" He says, "yeah that's fine," and tosses her the keys. 5 minutes later he walks outside wondering where she is and his car is gone.
EDIT: For clarification, yes he got his car back. I think the police found it about a week later. I don't think she was ever caught though. If you're in Baltimore swipin' don't let her near your keys.
-pointynipples69
4.No Wonder He Was Single
I went on a date with a guy and the entire time he was talking about how men are superior and how there have been scientific studies to show that "women have an emotional reaction to the color red when they see it". I wonder why he was single..
-ilovedawgs
5.This Drug Addict Girl
I dated someone I met from tinder for a month. Seemed good on paper: masters student, yoga teacher, cultured, etc.
Found out she was doing heroin and didn't consider that a big problem. I actually had to explain to her the definition of a high functioning addict because she felt that having a job and going to school meant the heroin thing wasn't a problem. We broke up and she went back to her junky ex-bf.
-PM_ME_A_SULTRY_LOOK
6.This Crazy Birthday Party
Buddy of mine hit it off with this girl and after a few days, she invited him over to a house party. "Sure" he says, what could go wrong? He shows up and is introduced to a few of her friends, all guys. As the night carries on, more and more guys show up and very few girls are actually at the party. After they start talking about how they all know this girl they find out that she invited them all from Tinder. Every guy was there not to hook up, but to populate this chick's birthday party.
-AJTTOTD
7.It's Indeed the Worst Date Ever
En route to the Worst Date Ever, this guy texted me from the burrito place we were meeting, to tell me he’d already ordered me the salad. I repeat: SALAD. At a burrito place. Also, was this the past? Was I now incapable of placing my own food order? Anyway… After arriving – with my salad ready, beside his plate of tacos – he spent the next half an hour telling me about his model ex-girlfriend and how passionate their ‘breakup sex’ had been…last weekend. The final straw was – even after telling him I wasn’t a big fan of smoking – he literally asked a stranger for cigarettes and then chain smoked them beside me.
-HarveyGonzales
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8.He Was an Honest Guy Though!
I met this guy on tinder and we had a couple really fun dates. I was pretty into him, so on our third date, I decided I wanted to have sex with him. He took me out for a really nice date and then he invited me back to his place for a glass of wine. One thing led to another and we started making out on his couch, fully clothed. But this lasted FOREVER. I was ready to go, if you know what I mean... I didn't want to make out the whole night. So I decided to take matters into my own hands and I took off all of my clothes. Then he sits up, still fully clothed, and looks at me, and says, "I can't have sex with you, I have a STD." Possibly most awkward moment of my life. I tried to be super nice about it, but I promptly got dressed and left.
-businesskat22
9.She is Very Tall... Very, Very Tall!
Matched with a girl, and she was quite pretty in the face. All of her pictures were mostly of just her face/upper body, but I didn't pay any mind. She initiated the conversation, and she was immediately in to hooking up, so of course I invited her over. She gets there and I answer the door, and turns out she was about 6'5". I am 5'8" on a good day. I let out an audible "Holy Shit" and she picked me up and carried me to the bedroom like a baby. No regrets.
-MacJabroniAndCheese
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10.The Sudden Realization
Probably not as bad as some of the others I read on here, but I thought I was really hitting it off with a guy I met on Tinder - until a few dates later, when he broke down crying in the middle of a heated makeout session telling me he thought he might be gay...
-lmu3
11.A Truly Horror Story
So my brother met a chick on tinder. Took her on a date, ended up bringing her home for night and then that was that. A few weeks later my mother went to the backyard and noticed the door to her camper was open. There was a bunch of clothes and a pair of faux uggs boots that belonged to this chick. Turns out she had been sneaking into the camper at night and sleeping there and doing drugs. My brother had no idea of this, and my mom called the cops immediately and it turns out the chick had a warrant out for her arrest. She's still in jail.
-georgeuh
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12.Oh, the Poor Guy
I asked a girl I liked out to a concert and offered for her to bring a friend because my sister had given me six tickets she received for working at the venue. She brought a tinder date. Needless to say I was pretty fucking bummed out.
-Ethanacho
13.Right in the Feels!
On my first (and only) 30-second Tinder date, she walked out of the subway, looked at me, said "Sorry, I don't like you" and left.
Real life swipe left.
-TehSilencer
14.The Little-known Surprises or Dangers, Whatever You Call it
Once I met a girl who had strong hands.
She was a ladyboy.
-mossow
15.The Guy Never Used Any Dating App Again
I was eating tacos with this girl and she got a phone call. She turns around after hanging up with tears streaming down her face and asks if I can take her home. On the ride home she explains that her best friend just overdosed on black tar heroin and died. I was done with tinder for a little while after that.
-nocojac1
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