Sunday, Aug 16, 2020, 11:29 am

By:Tony Williams

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1.Maryland

Maryland is a bit boring, so clearly people are trying to spice it up by subscribing to some porn. However, yet again it would be better if we knew the type of porn that they liked because at least then we would know what to be wary of the next time we are in the state.

2.Maine

Maine is not that big, but size in this instance certainly does not matter. It does mean that they are punching above their weight when it comes to porn subscriptions, so there is clearly a concerted effort here to be the best at it.

3.West Virginia

Ahh West Virginia you really do love your porn don't you. What is your particular genre? Why do you spend so much? So many questions for the state and people too busy looking at porn to answer.

4.Florida

Florida just seems to have so much to offer that it comes as a surprise that it has one of the highest porn subscriptions in the country. Is it that difficult to find things to do at home with thousands of TV channels that means porn is your only option? 

5.Louisiana

What this shows is that you never know what people actually get up to in the comfort of their own homes because you may not have expected the likes of Louisiana to appear on this list. Instead, it lets you see that there is more going on than just living in a swamp.

6.North Dakota

Is there much else to do in North Dakota other than watch porn? Just put yourself in the shoes of the people that live there for a moment and think about what else you could get up to. Out of ideas? Then get out the porn.

7.Arkansas

Arkansas is of course a bit laid back and there are certainly not really the big lights that you get in other states. Whether that has then led to this porn site issue is up for debate because maybe they just love it for perverted reasons?

8.Oklahoma

It would be cool to find out exactly what type of porn is so popular in Oklahoma because it may very well change your opinion on the state. However, the only conclusion that we can come to is that they do indeed love to watch people getting naked.

9.Hawaii

When do people in Hawaii get the chance to go and watch porn? Surely there is more than enough to do thanks to the weather than to stay inside and watch people getting their freak on?

10.Mississippi

Well as Mississippi is seen as being quite laid back it is nice to see that they love their porn. You just get this image of it all being done behind net curtains and it is never spoken about outside, but inside their homes it is a different matter.

11.Alaska

You could argue that Alaska is high because they need to do something when those cold and hard winter months are in, but surely there are other things besides watching porn? Well at least they will never be bored when you think about how many things are out there.

12.Utah

Yes Utah gets the record of being the biggest porn site subscribers anywhere in the US and what an achievement that is. Why they love it so much is something that is up for debate, but boy do they like spending money on it.

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