Friday, Aug 14, 2020, 9:37 am

By:Tony Williams

#1 Sexual Relations With Porcupine

In Florida you are not allowed to have sexual relations with a porcupine. As much as you may want to, as much as you may long for his pointy quills, and his long tail that feels like a whip with nails, you must resist. Or you could just take your chances on the side of the road and let the quills fall where they may. animals.nationalgeographic.com