15 Parents Tell The Terrible Things Their Kids Did Which Secretly Impressed Them
Saturday, Aug 15, 2020, 12:55 pm
By:James Fraser
Kids are cute. They are funny too. You can't tell what they're going to do in the next minute! They consistently put themselves or their parents in troubles. If you are a parent, you are fine with kids, but if you are not, you would convince yourself not to have them! Here in this topic, we have fifteen happy and proud parents who shared some of the terrible things their children did or said!
1.The Little Girl with Some Serious Entrepreneur Skills
My daughter got in trouble in kindergarten for selling pencils to other kids. She was charging kids a quarter; the school charged 50 cents. I was pretty impressed.
- AMHRangel
2.A Naughty Sixteen-year-old Guy and His Team
My 16-year-old son and his buddies decided to call their dodgeball team "Snipe" so that they could "accidentally" stand in front of the whole school with their lettered T-shirts spelling out "Penis."
- TallyWhackerLacker
3.Not the Best Choice of Words Anyway
Kindergarten teacher wanted a word with us because our son had called a wasp a "dirty fucker." Turns out she wasn't as impressed with his proper usage as I was.
- ShyHero
4.And This Mind-blowing Answer
One night my wife and I were having a discussion with our ten yr old daughter about the importance of homework, education and her future. The subject came up because she was busted lying about her grades. I asked, "Don't you want to grow up and be successful like me?" Her response was, "Mom doesn't do anything, and she's got it pretty good."
- kriklesmaks
5.The Funny Girl
Last night while at a restaurant, My daughter loudly sang a song she made up about her vagina.
- gie-gie
6.That Was Cute Actually
My daughter accidentally said "Shit", it was just a combo of two words that smushed together to create this curse. I told her it was ok; I was there, and I knew the context. She got so upset with herself; she punished herself by sending herself to bed. None of my assurances made her feel OK about what she had done.
- ytoast
7.And This Impressive Display of Maturity by a Four-year-old
Four year old wanted to go to the zoo. I didn't. I told him we would go to the park by the zoo because that didn't cost any money. Then I told him I wanted to get coffee first. His response? "Oh, so you have money for coffee?" I was impressed with his very appropriate and timely response.
- meggie82461
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8.Whatever Kids Do, They Look Cute! (To Their Parents)
My toddler does this all the time. I'll be scolding him for throwing things on the floor or not eating his dinner or something, and then he'll start smirking and strutting and acting all cute, trying to charm his way out of eating his dinner. I keep a straight face, and as soon as his back is turned, I giggle into my hand.
- xlaopb
9.That Was a Good Question
My brother in law was lecturing his daughter about something, and he was in an intense, angry rant. She interrupted him in his yelling to ask "Daddy, can you lift a bear?"
-suzieaton
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10.This Clever Kid
My sons teacher incentivizes the kids for participation/helpful behavior in the class. She used blank slips of paper, and hands them to the kids to write their names on and put them in the ballot box. My son realized there were no special marking on the ballots, and it was just standard lined paper, so he started submitted his name many times a day.
My son stuffed the weekly ballot box for classroom prizes from the teacher for two or three months.
Once she caught on to it, the teacher was upset about his dishonesty. I was impressed that a six-year-old outsmarted a 45-year-old for weeks on end.
-NotyetFri
11.Kids These Days
I blocked YouTube on the iPad. I was a little worried my kid might see some stuff on YouTube not intended for a five-year-old. My five year old found a work-around by starting up Angry Birds, clicking on the Angry Birds Cartoons, then browsing to his favorite YouTuber using the Voice Search function.
- JamAndDai
12.This Funny and Awkward Moment
Oh God, the stories I could tell about my niece...
When she was 13 or 14, she was visiting my parents and dad took her for a drive. Some douche cuts him off in traffic so he yells "cocksucker!!" out the window. About a block ahead (still behind the guy), he's almost through the intersection, when he hears the back window roll down. A few seconds later and my niece sticks her fist out the window, starts shaking it at the car ahead and screams "cocksucker!!!!l" as loud as she can.
- savageartichoke
13.This Girl Who Kicked a Boy in His Nuts
When my daughter was 6, a boy in school was bullying her. He was confronting her one day, in front of his buddies, and said, "I bet you don't have the nerve to kick me in the nuts."
She did. We got a call from the school. My ex and I had to stifle laughter while making to the principal. We exploded once we were outside, then had to rein it in once we met up with our daughter. Heh.
The kid who was bullying her left her alone after that.
- Intestinal_Hurry
14.This Hilarious Incident Happened at a Grocery Store
When I was at the grocery store with my five-year-old son, we were in the check out when the lady behind us plopped the biggest watermelon I'd ever seen on the conveyer.
My son took one glance and yelled "What the fuck? That's huge!"
The cashier stopped in her tracks and looked totally shocked.
I said, "He said 'what the what,' it's from a cartoon called Gumball that he watches."
But he quickly corrected me with, "No dad, that watermelon is fucking huge, I want one."
I'm apparently a terrible father.
- Spr0ckets
15.Ice Cream or Dirt?
We often give our kids the false choice when we want them to do something. For example, its almost bedtime and our son is playing with his toys.
Me: It's time to take a bath! Let's go get your towel.
Him: I don't want to take a bath, let's play toys!
Me: It's getting late. Either bathtime or bedtime- you decide.
Him: Bathtime!
Yesterday, he tried it on me. "Dad, now that dinner is over, we can either have ice cream or dirt. You decide!" He's 4.
- usernameicanremember
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