15 Most Stupid Questions Ever Asked By Students In Class
Friday, Aug 28, 2020, 11:53 am
By:James Fraser
One day, we may run out of oil. We may run out of oxygen. The whole planet may perish, but there would still be a dumb guy lurking in the bushes! We have them in abundance, and we stumble upon one now and then. If we ask you to recall the name of the dumbest person you have ever seen in your life, we are sure your mind travels all the way back to your school days because that's where we see a lot of dim-witted people! We know you can't immediately recall the dumbest things kids in your class might have done, so let's show you these 15 most stupid questions ever asked by kids in class, as shared by their classmates.
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1.This Freshman Who Thought Volcanoes are Made up
"Wait, volcanoes are real? I thought they were made up."
This was a high school freshman...
Volcanoes are hot! They are here from a very long time. We leave this stupid question on you to decide and rate this freshman's basic geography skills.
2.That's Not How Space Works
In class we were discussing the hole in the ozone layer. Some girl blurts out "Oh! That is the hole that the space shuttle flies through, right?"
Imagine the level of advancement her brain requires if she has to understand the concept of wormholes, or intergalactic space travel!
3.This Conservative Kid Who Got it Completely Wrong
We had a big presentation near the end of my 4th year of high school. It as one of those, "Things to know before you graduate" type things. One of the topics was choosing your area of study for college/university.
One kid said, "I’m not a liberal, and my dad is pretty conservative. Am I still allowed go to school for liberal arts?"
As there is no such thing called conservative arts, we hope this kid and his dad has no problem taking up liberal arts!
4.This Girl Who Badly Need a 'Sunrice' in Her Gloomy Mind
Our 9th grade English teacher was collecting food and stuff to send to Japan after the tsunami, namely rice. A girl raised her hand and asked if it was to soak up all the water.
The teacher's look of disappointment could be felt down to her soul.
When people say rice absorbs an ocean of water, they don't really mean that. This girl needs to get her facts rice. Oops, we mean right!
5.Apparently He Thinks Food Was Invented by Modern Humans
In my World History class a student was put on the spot and mumbled out the following question, "wait, did food exist back then?"
My teacher simply said, “Nope. The ancient Greeks used photosynthesis.”
People can be this stupid. When you read those questions that are coming ahead, you will agree that this guy isn't that dumb at all.
6.This Girl Who Needs to Take Primary Education Once Again
We were discussing forest fires that were going on somewhere in the midwest at the time, and a girl asked, "How can the fires keep burning for more than one day? Do they start back up again every morning?"
She literally thought that fires only burn in the daytime. This was in a college class.
If fires are capable of commanding or controlling themselves, they would have burnt down the entire planet by now.
7.When a Centimeter is Too Long
High school chemistry class, we were working on a lab where we had to make little squares on a piece of plastic to perform tests in, and the squares had to have 2 cm long sides.
This kid at my lab table, who had already proven to be not so bright in class many times beforehand, got our teacher's attention, then asked what a centimeter was.
After the teacher thoroughly explained what a centimeter is, and where exactly to find them on the ruler in front of him, the student turned to us and said:
"I'm still not understanding this centimeter thing."
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8.Someone Thought Egypt Was a Religion
The following exchange took place in my grade 11 history class. We were discussing Egypt, and one girl actually said,
"Egypt really exists? I thought it was just some place from Jimmy Neutron." Somebody else in the class also spoke up, saying, "What do you mean place, I thought Egypt was a religion."
9.Another Person Who Thought Vietnam Was Name of a War, Not Country
Our class was discussing American history and the topic of the Vietnam war came up. One student mentioned that he is actually from Vietnam, and that he had family members who had gone through the war.
A teenaged girl raised her hand and said, completely seriously, "How can you be from Vietnam? Vietnam is a war, not a place."
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10.This Girl Who Questioned the Humanity
Girl in my high school earth science class felt compelled to ask this one:"Where does the sun go at night?"
People like her are not rare. You will be amazed if you know how many people on planet have same question as her.
11.Did We Ever Lose Our Moon?
We were talking about the moon in our 10th grade class and this girl goes "is there still a moon?"
Teacher: "wh-what?"
Girl: "Do we still have a moon?"
The whole class was silent.
Have we lost our moon in an interstellar war? What does she actually mean by questioning 'do we still have a moon?' God knows!
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12.She Needs Some Sex Education
During my sophomore year of high school, I was in human anatomy. We were talking about how babies gender is determined and a girl asked, "if two lesbians have a baby, does it automatically come out a girl?" She was dead serious.
High school students these days know about lesbians, but not human anatomy.
13.When Students Don't Know There Exist a Country Named Austria
One time the teacher was talking about the country Austria and everybody kept saying "your saying it wrong, it's Australia" or "Don't you mean Australia?" i was saddened greatly by this.
Surprisingly, many people don't know about Austria, which is a Central European country. Arnold Schwarzenegger, Adolf Hitler and Beethoven are popular Austrians.
14.When Students in History Class Can't Identify Hitler
High school freshman history class. The class is watching a movie about the events leading up to the outbreak of World War II.
During the film, a shot from a newsreel featuring a fat, bald Asian man waving to the camera is shown.
At this moment, a girl in the class asks loudly "Is that Hitler?"
The room goes silent. The teacher pauses the film from his seat at his desk. Walks to the front of the class in front of the TV screen and stands there. He looks to the girl, an emotionless stare on his face. He stays there for a moment. Then he casts his gaze to the floor, shakes his head, and turns to walk back to his desk. The video is then resumed without comment.
15.That's How Zombies Work
Took a CPR class. Instructor told us what to do if there's a heartbeat but no breathing, or if there's no heartbeat and no breathing. A kid asks what to do if there's breathing but no heartbeat. Instructor said, "Run!"
There is always a greater responsibility on shoulders of parents and teachers to teach kids with some knowledge. Grades are useless, as long as kids can't figure out where sun goes when it's dark.
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