15 Funniest Mexican Jokes Ever

Wednesday, Aug 26, 2020, 9:46 am

Mexican Jokes are very popular on the Internet. Mexicans are the people who belong to Mexico, which is a North American country. It is one of the biggest countries in the world. Mexico is famous for its food and distinct culture. It is one of the largest exporters of chocolate and corn. Mexico is infamous for organized criminal establishments like drug cartels. The drug cartels unofficially control many parts of the country. Mexico is one of the only two neighboring countries of the United States.

Although you find them in vast numbers in the states like California, New Mexico, and Texas, Mexicans are still a minority community in the United States. They are also one of the most hated people in the States. Mexicans are hated mostly because of the illegal migration issue. Many Mexicans refuse to learn English, which is also a factor that contributes to the hatred towards the community. Many Americans complain that Mexicans don't respect American culture.

Unfortunately, Mexicans are among the few groups in the world that are heavily affected by stereotyping. Here are fifteen funniest Mexican jokes based on the traditional Mexican stereotypes.

1.The African Exploration

Two white Americans and a Mexican were in Africa exploring wildlife. They stumbled upon a tribe. The tribesmen saw them as enemies and tied the three men to trees. The head of the tribe said he would shove a fruit in the butts of the three people. The trio had to pick a fruit of their choice. If anyone laughs during the act, the head of the tribe will kill them on the spot. The two white Americans picked berries. They laughed and got killed.

In the heaven, God asked the Americans why they laughed. The two Americans said, "The Mexican man picked watermelon!"

The African Exploration-15 Funniest Mexican Jokes Ever

2.A Mexican Who Lost His Car

What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

Car-los!

A Mexican Who Lost His Car-15 Funniest Mexican Jokes Ever

3.Mexican Problems!

What do you call one Mexican on the moon? A problem.

What do you call two Mexicans on the moon? A bigger problem.

What do you call all of the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved.

Mexican Problems!-15 Funniest Mexican Jokes Ever

4.Mexican Olympic Team!

Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because everyone who can run, jump and swim well has already crossed the border!

Mexican Olympic Team!-15 Funniest Mexican Jokes Ever

5.Difference Between a Mexican and an Elevator

What is the difference between a Mexican and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a family!

Difference Between a Mexican and an Elevator-15 Funniest Mexican Jokes Ever

6.The Little Mexican Boy

A little Mexican boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. He puts his hand in the flour and wipes it all over his face. He says, "Mom, look - I'm a white boy!" His mom slaps him in the face and says, "Go show your father." He goes to his dad in the living room and says, "Look Dad, I'm a white boy." His dad slaps him hard in the face and says, "Go show your grandmother." The boy goes into his grandmother's room and say, "Mira, Abuelita, I'm a white boy." His grandmother slaps him in the face and sends him back to his mother. His mother says, "See, did you learn anything from that?" To which the boy replies, "Sure did! I have only been white for five minutes, and I already hate you Mexicans!"

The Little Mexican Boy-15 Funniest Mexican Jokes Ever

7.How Many Mexicans Does it Take to Screw in a Light Bulb

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light?

It doesn't matter. They all are too short to reach the socket anyway.

8.What Do You Call a Mexican without a Lawnmower?

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?

Unemployed.

9.Why Do Mexicans Re-fry their Beans?

Why do Mexicans re-fry their beans?

Have you ever seen a Mexican who does things right for the first time?

10.When a Bunch of Mexicans Running Down a Hill

When a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill, what does it mean?

It's a prison break!

When a Bunch of Mexicans Running Down a Hill-15 Funniest Mexican Jokes Ever

11.How Do You Stop a Mexican from Robbing Your Home?

How do you stop a Mexican from robbing your home?

Put up a help-wanted sign.

12.Who Will Win Million Dollars?

If there is a maze with million dollars in the center, who do you think will win? An Easter bunny, Santa Claus, a smart Mexican and a dumb Mexican.

A dumb Mexican. Because the remaining three don't exist.