15 Tweets About God That Will Make You Laugh

Wednesday, Sep 4, 2019, 12:42 pm
By:James Fraser

There are two kinds of people on Earth. One kind who roll on the floor laughing at these God jokes, and the other who go mad for making these God jokes! Which category do you think you belong? If you are the first type, we promise you are going to laugh hysterically upon reading these funny twitter jokes about God. We repeat; you are going to laugh your a*s off! Hey, millions of religious people in the world believe God created everything, from a giant dinosaur to a small bug. These funny tweets are based on the very fundamental belief of every religion. Trust us; you are absolutely going to love them!
1.He Always Has His Own Ideas When It Comes to Making Humans

A diamond drill can only pierce teeth. Thank God for the toughness! However, it gets destroyed by chocolate! Oh god, why?


He Always Has His Own Ideas When It Comes to Making Humans-15 Tweets About God That Will Make You Laugh

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2.Godzilla Must be His Favorite Animal

Oh, wait a minute! They are not real. Godzilla only exist in movies.


Godzilla Must be His Favorite Animal-15 Tweets About God That Will Make You Laugh


3.Going Away Party?

God probably gave the best party ever in the history!!


Going Away Party?-15 Tweets About God That Will Make You Laugh




4.It's Hard to Create a Million Species of Unique Animals or Birds, Right?

Got the tweet? It's about bats.


It's Hard to Create a Million Species of Unique Animals or Birds, Right?-15 Tweets About God That Will Make You Laugh


5.The Concept of God

Praying to God is the easiest thing to do. The whole concept of God is highly complicated and confusing to understand. You'll be like - "God, I want this, please give me!"


The Concept of God-15 Tweets About God That Will Make You Laugh




6.When God Threw Handful of Salt into the Ocean

He did that to prevent all the water on the planet turning into soda! By the way, oceans are the reason why we get rains.


When God Threw Handful of Salt into the Ocean-15 Tweets About God That Will Make You Laugh


7.This Funny Tweet about God and Noah

God is a great tester, isn't he?  Pass his tests, and he gives everything you have always asked for!


This Funny Tweet about God and Noah-15 Tweets About God That Will Make You Laugh

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8.Little Known Jesus's Childhood

Bible doesn't say much about Jesus's childhood. This funny tweet may help you if you want to explore his childhood!


Little Known Jesus's Childhood-15 Tweets About God That Will Make You Laugh


9.This Funny Tweet About God and Satan

Goats are indeed cute. Unfortunately for them, they are linked to bad guys in Bible like Satan and demons.


This Funny Tweet About God and Satan-15 Tweets About God That Will Make You Laugh

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10.Only God Can Judge Me

Don't even try to say that. 99% of the population comes out as douchebags like Justin Bieber if God starts judging us.


Only God Can Judge Me-15 Tweets About God That Will Make You Laugh


11.When God Made Ducks

Ducks are lucky, though. They can swim, they can walk, and they even fly! 


When God Made Ducks-15 Tweets About God That Will Make You Laugh




12.Reason Snakes Hate God

There is one more reason too. He made them shed their skin frequently! Imagine how horrible life will be like if you have to shed your skin like a snake.


Reason Snakes Hate God-15 Tweets About God That Will Make You Laugh


13.This Funny Tweet

The concept of sacrificing confuses many, especially the people from other religions.


This Funny Tweet-15 Tweets About God That Will Make You Laugh


14.How God Made Gorillas

This is another hilarious tweet. As a human being, we must thank God for not letting all other animals speak like us!


How God Made Gorillas-15 Tweets About God That Will Make You Laugh


15.God and Noah Again

This last tweet is funny as hell.


God and Noah Again-15 Tweets About God That Will Make You Laugh

All this is just a collection of funny tweets. We found them funny and thought you may find them funny as well. And no, you are not going to hell for laughing at these jokes! 


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