15 Tweets About God That Will Make You Laugh
Monday, Aug 31, 2020, 12:42 pm
By:James Fraser
There are two kinds of people on Earth. One kind who roll on the floor laughing at these God jokes, and the other who go mad for making these God jokes! Which category do you think you belong? If you are the first type, we promise you are going to laugh hysterically upon reading these funny twitter jokes about God. We repeat; you are going to laugh your a*s off! Hey, millions of religious people in the world believe God created everything, from a giant dinosaur to a small bug. These funny tweets are based on the very fundamental belief of every religion. Trust us; you are absolutely going to love them!
1.He Always Has His Own Ideas When It Comes to Making Humans
A diamond drill can only pierce teeth. Thank God for the toughness! However, it gets destroyed by chocolate! Oh god, why?
2.Godzilla Must be His Favorite Animal
Oh, wait a minute! They are not real. Godzilla only exist in movies.
3.Going Away Party?
God probably gave the best party ever in the history!!
4.It's Hard to Create a Million Species of Unique Animals or Birds, Right?
Got the tweet? It's about bats.
5.The Concept of God
Praying to God is the easiest thing to do. The whole concept of God is highly complicated and confusing to understand. You'll be like - "God, I want this, please give me!"
6.When God Threw Handful of Salt into the Ocean
He did that to prevent all the water on the planet turning into soda! By the way, oceans are the reason why we get rains.
7.This Funny Tweet about God and Noah
God is a great tester, isn't he? Pass his tests, and he gives everything you have always asked for!
Loading...
8.Little Known Jesus's Childhood
Bible doesn't say much about Jesus's childhood. This funny tweet may help you if you want to explore his childhood!
9.This Funny Tweet About God and Satan
Goats are indeed cute. Unfortunately for them, they are linked to bad guys in Bible like Satan and demons.
Loading...
10.Only God Can Judge Me
Don't even try to say that. 99% of the population comes out as douchebags like Justin Bieber if God starts judging us.
11.When God Made Ducks
Ducks are lucky, though. They can swim, they can walk, and they even fly!
12.Reason Snakes Hate God
There is one more reason too. He made them shed their skin frequently! Imagine how horrible life will be like if you have to shed your skin like a snake.
13.This Funny Tweet
The concept of sacrificing confuses many, especially the people from other religions.
14.How God Made Gorillas
This is another hilarious tweet. As a human being, we must thank God for not letting all other animals speak like us!
15.God and Noah Again
This last tweet is funny as hell.
All this is just a collection of funny tweets. We found them funny and thought you may find them funny as well. And no, you are not going to hell for laughing at these jokes!
Report
Loading...
